The internet spent the week in love with a grandma who shut down her own birthday cheer with one blunt sentence, and I have never related to anyone harder. I would like to leave most parties that way. This is The Morning Commute, a fresh stack of memes today for every morning you’d rather not be awake for, and Tuesday’s batch is still there if you missed it. Here’s what came in overnight.

The artist captured his soul in six lines.


This big.


I cannot unsee the pedaling.



My jobs are safe, confirmed.



Honestly the most accurate LinkedIn headline available.




He has a watch history and I don't.


Lawyered by a situationship at 2am.




Honestly, same resale value.


She has never once said bye.


Grandpa wins Halloween in September.
Memes today, delivered before the coffee kicks in
I have now looked at the lamp costume grandpa enough times that I’m considering it for Halloween, which tells you how my month is going. If this daily meme dump wasn’t enough, our grandma memes are full of women who also hang up first, and the animal memes are right there for anyone who needs a good sulk. The Nightcap brings another batch tonight. If one of these made you snort into your coffee, send it to the friend who would snort too.





