Happy Tuesday friends. There’s nothing better than a fresh meme dump to waste a little bit of your precious lunch break. Funny memes are better than talking to coworkers. And hilarious memes are more worth your time than scheduling your appointments. So as always, we’ve got you covered.

Pausing all physical movement for 60 seconds while your soul determines whether it's staying or leaving.

Hiring home renovation contractors through completely non-traditional digital channels.

Sitting on the couch on a Saturday afternoon convinced I must be missing an urgent work deadline or forgetting a court date.



Treating a single shot of espresso like a catastrophic biological weapon attack.



Defending spooky season from premature holiday retail store music.



Dad jokes operating at absolute peak mathematical efficiency.



Transitioning from flavorful seasoned pinto beans to lukewarm unseasoned Heinz baked beans on soggy toast.



Bringing back high-art ceramic tableware so my dinner guests can tuck a teddy bear into bed after finishing their meal.







Did this meme dump do the trick? No? Worry not, we do fresh ones every single morning and another drop every evening so you can literally waste all your time here with us. Forget about cooking or talking to your loved ones. There’s funny memes afoot.





