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A Walkie Talkie talks and walks! A toaster toasts, a locker locks! But what if we renamed the rest? With rhyming words to pass the test?

A bra becomes a Tittie Mittie! A kitty is a Itty Bitty! And underwear that shows your bum? A Peekie Cheekie! Yum yum yum! (Okay, maybe not yum, that’s weird.) But these names are the best I’ve heard! “Meetie Greetie” for a shake? “Lightie Brightie” keep awake! It’s silly, yes, and quite absurd, But oh what fun to twist a word!

The English language is full of serious words, but why use them when you can use rhyming nonsense instead? We have gathered the funniest memes that reimagine everyday objects with the same simple, descriptive logic as the “Walkie Talkie.”

A pair of thongs with a text overlay suggesting the name "Peekie Cheekies."
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A bright pink bra with a text overlay suggesting the name "Tittie Mitties."
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Two people in suits shaking hands with a text overlay suggesting the name "Meetie Greeties."
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A glowing light bulb against a black background with the text "Lightie Brighties."
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A bottle of white school glue being squeezed with the text "Stickie Quickie."
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A Playboy magazine cover featuring a woman and a cat with the text "Nookie Bookies."
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A pair of white wired earbuds with a text overlay suggesting "Earsie Hearsies."
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A brown rabbit eating grass in a field with the text "Jumpie Thumpies."
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A long white stretch limousine parked in a lot with the text "Roomie Vroomies."
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Four metal forks laid out on a table with the text "Stabbie Grabbies."
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“Stickie Quickie” for glue is just perfect. It tells you exactly what it does and it sounds ridiculous. And “Lightie Brighties”? That sounds way more magical than “light bulb.” These names bring a little bit of playground joy to our boring adult lives. We should officially petition the dictionary to change them all.

If you enjoy playing with words, there is plenty more linguistic fun to be had. Check out puns, funny names for things, and wordplay memes for more rhyming laughter.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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