Funny technically correct
False. Humor is not subjective. The highest form of humor is accuracy. When someone says reading is just staring at dead wood and hallucinating, they are not telling a joke. They are stating a biological and botanical fact. It is efficient. It is precise. And therefore, it is funny technically correct. I appreciate this.
Most people waste time with metaphors and similes. Why? Say what you mean. The microscope on the sand is not a pun. It is a literal description of the physical situation. The sand is under the microscope. There is no deception. There is no trickery. It is the kind of humor that belongs in a well-organized society. If you ask to go to the beach and you are standing on the beach, you are wasting valuable oxygen. State your location. Optimize your communication.
Literalism is a superpower. We have gathered the best examples of internet comments, signs, and memes that take everything exactly at face value. These people aren’t wrong; they’re just right in the most annoying way possible.
The comment about heartbeats is statistically accurate. Being dead does ensure a synchronized rhythm of zero. It is morbid, but it checks out. And the “I don’t know you” rebuttal is the only way to win an argument. You cannot generalize if you do not have the data points. Fact.
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