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There is a special category of jokes that do not evolve. They do not grow. They do not learn. Dirty funny jokes simply persist, passed down like cursed heirlooms from one inappropriate uncle to another. You hear them once, swear them off, and then somehow find yourself laughing again years later, disappointed but entertained.

These jokes work because they are simple, blunt, and wildly unconcerned with elegance. Medical misunderstandings become punchlines. Religious imagery gets dragged into bike rides it never asked for. Gym humor takes a turn that no protein powder consented to. You do not admire these jokes. You survive them. And the internet has collected the greatest hits like evidence.

Text joke about a husband trying unconventional oral sex to wake a comatose wife.
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Joke about two nuns on bicycles enjoying the vibrations of a cobblestone road.
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Pun about a gym customer sticking his penis in protein powder at GNC.
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Text story using a clever pickup line about Caesar salad to get a date.
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Two jokes about rednecks involving incest family rules and "relative" humidity.
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Joke about two buck deer leaving a gay bar having "blown fifty bucks".
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Joke explaining that Barbie doesn't get pregnant because Ken comes in another box.
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Joke comparing the Mafia to anatomy regarding the consequences of a slip of the tongue.
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Joke about being kicked out of a petting zoo for mixing human and goat DNA.
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Joke about Cinderella gagging when she finally reached the ball.
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Reading through these feels like flipping through a mental notebook you were supposed to burn. The comatose wife joke hits with that classic Norm Macdonald delay where you laugh and then immediately regret it. The nuns on cobblestones somehow manages to be juvenile and clever at the same time, which is upsetting.

Then it just escalates. Protein powder is never the same. A Caesar salad pickup line works far better than it deserves to. And the redneck jokes arrive as a double punch of stereotype and wordplay that you absolutely saw coming and still laughed at.

If you enjoy humor that crosses lines and then pretends it did not notice, check out dirty jokes, adult humor memes, and classic joke posts that refuse to behave.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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