Papal Conclave Memes: 35 Memes About THE DECISION

Phil

2 months ago

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Papal Conclave Memes: Vatican Meets Viral

Folks, hold onto your miters—it's officially Papal Conclave memes season. That's right, the internet has decided that choosing the next pope isn't just a religious tradition; it's basically the Met Gala, Oscars night, and the Iowa caucus mashed into one sacred yet somehow ridiculous event. Ever since Pope Francis shuffled off his mortal coil, meme-lords across social media have treated the Vatican’s conclave like the reality show we never knew we desperately needed. Enter the Papal Conclave memes.

Papal Conclave Memes: Smoke Signals and Social Media

As cardinals huddle secretly to decide on the next pope, the world outside has no chill. Social media platforms, now dubbed "the conclave’s unofficial second screen," are flooded with hilarious Papal Conclave memes. The infamous white smoke announcing "Habemus Papam" has become prime meme material, likened to waiting for pizza delivery or your online shopping package—only, you know, more divine. Twitter users are acting like eager toddlers waiting for their favorite cartoon, refreshing timelines obsessively, waiting for smoke signals like it's Black Friday.

Our timeline is rife with Papal Conclave memes, from fake political ads praising Tagle’s humility to memes about his "heavenly credentials." It's like election season, except instead of debates and policy plans, we get whispered prayers and Gregorian chants.

But hold your holy water—there’s more. Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa (a very real and very meme-friendly name) has unintentionally become a star thanks to Papal Conclave memes. With a name straight out of a pizza chain menu, poor Cardinal Pizzaballa is now unofficially sponsored by every pizzeria meme out there. Honestly, if he doesn't get a pizza deal out of this, what even is the point?

The Movie That Memeified the Vatican

Fueling the fire of Papal Conclave memes is the 2024 blockbuster film "Conclave," which transformed a centuries-old religious ritual into pop culture gold. Thanks to this cinematic hit, the once-secretive election process now feels as mainstream as "America's Got Talent," but with fewer buzzers and significantly more chanting. Memes about cardinals vying for votes like reality TV contestants are everywhere—because nothing says spiritual devotion like "Survivor: Vatican Edition."

Waiting for White Smoke: The Internet’s Collective Anxiety

Perhaps the most relatable Papal Conclave memes capture the global anxiety of waiting for that puff of white smoke. Meme creators portray their impatience with hilarious comparisons—like waiting for your crush to text back or desperately refreshing your bank account waiting for payday. We've all become temporary experts on smoke signals, eagerly debating the shades between black, gray, and white smoke like we're suddenly art critics at the Sistine Chapel.

If you're loving these Papal Conclave memes, Thunder Dungeon has your next meme pilgrimage ready. Check out more divine comedy with memes celebrating your egg hunt this past Easter weekend, or some straight up Jesus memes about the big guy. Because when sacred traditions become viral sensations, memes will always guide us through.

Phil is one of the co-founders of Thunder Dungeon (the short one). As a result he spends his time simultaneously on the internet and in a dark, windowless room.

One response to “Papal Conclave Memes: 35 Memes About THE DECISION”

  1. Ed says:

    After seeing #2, I lost interest. Why do you have to say “white people” do this or that? If someone said “black people” do something, it’s considered racist. You need to understand what’s going on in the world and stop posting stuff about the “white people”. Not funny, it’s racist.

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