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28 Outrageous Things People Would Say to Someone Who Just Woke Up from a Long Coma

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Funny things to tell a coma patient

Imagine drifting off in 2010, only to wake up in today’s world. The shock alone could send you back to sleep! It’s a moment ripe for some dark humor—telling our hypothetical coma patient a few “facts” to see their baffled reaction. From celebrities switching careers to surreal global events, we’ve all thought about what we'd tell a recently revived friend. These people took it a step further, crafting tales both believable and hilariously absurd. Let’s dive in, shall we?

These outrageous, hypothetical responses are all about telling someone fresh out of a 13-year coma just how wild the world has become. From the rise and fall of random trends to hilarious political shifts, these responses are equal parts truth and prank, playing on our own collective disbelief at how much has changed. Reading through these, you might find yourself wondering if you’d even recognize today’s world if you’d been out of it for more than a decade. So if you’re ready for a laugh, picture explaining that pets have their own social media accounts and that certain emojis could start international incidents!

a recap of the years 2020-2024 will put her into another coma
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god i wish that was me
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Please catch her up on Game of Thrones
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explaining to her how we got to the current moment
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Show this to her!
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Donald Trump? The guy from Home Alone 2?
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she has so many housewives seasons to catch up on, i'm so jealous
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girl go back in
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After exploring this list of hypothetical “facts” to drop on someone waking up from a long coma, you’ve probably laughed at the absurdity and maybe even wondered what you'd actually believe if you were in their shoes. You’ve witnessed the funniest pranks people would play, blending just enough reality with utter nonsense to leave anyone in stitches. It’s a dose of dark humor mixed with pop culture references, the kind of tales you might wish were true just to see the look on someone’s face.

If you enjoyed this twist on reality, our site has more tongue-in-cheek takes on everyday life and what-ifs that make you laugh and cringe. Dive into more posts on the absurd side of human nature, the strangest conversations, and people’s funniest moments of disbelief. On Thunder Dungeon, we capture humor that’s both relatable and ridiculously over-the-top. Check out more content, and let’s keep the laughs coming!

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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