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20 Hilariously Petty Confessions: The Pettiest Things People Admit Doing

Roy R. Jan 03, 2024 01:00 AM EST

Prepare for a delightful exploration into the quirks of human behavior as we uncover 20 confessionals detailing some of the most amusingly petty deeds ever committed. Step into this laughter-inducing journey where individuals candidly share their experiences of engaging in minuscule yet undeniably petty actions, all presented with a playful and tongue-in-cheek flair. Experience the admission of 20 individuals who've shamelessly indulged in the pettiest of maneuvers. These confessionals delve into the realm of the pettiest things ever done, showcasing the hilariously trivial aspects of human behavior, often narrated with a sense of pride and always presented in a lighthearted manner.

What's the pettiest thing you have ever done? I'll start. Friend of a friend would bring a specific snack to every event/gathering/ whatever. She would make a MASSIVE deal about how this was her SIGNATURE recipe & she would NEVER share it, regardless of whether anyone asked. — Save

TBF, it WAS really tasty and everyone liked it, but on repetition number 20, it got really, really annoying. And then one day, she got SUPER at me about how she felt bad for men with wives with busy careers, since obviously they couldn't be "well taken care of." — Save

Sooooooo I went home and spent about 6 hours reverse engineering the recipe, which I then started giving out as Christmas gifts with the recipe attached. — Save

As a teenager, I decided to sew closed (via the sewing machine) the fly on several pair of my step-dad's cotton boxer shorts. Reason: he was a bit annoying and I had skills. (I did not get in trouble and he was the first of a few step-dads.) — Save

Cancelled my now ex husbands 1st class ticket back to med school the night before his flight after I found out he had a gf — Save

I replaced (some of) my roommate's underwear with one size down. — Save

About 20 years ago, in an Asian city, a customer of mine, who was located in a very high rise building (42nd or 44th floor). I would ride the elevator to the basement. Before I get out, I will press all the buttons on the elevator, making it stop at every floor going — Save

x cheated on me, so I knowing how much hockey means to him, hunted down the players on his favorite team, manipulated my way into dating one for a bit- I would send my X photos from my special seats during the game, refused to tell him what player so he was SICK to watch the games for the whole season. — Save

My now deceased ex husband was an avid gamer (before cloud based gaming). When I found out he was unfaithful and told a whopper of a lie about me to his work colleagues to cover his tracks, I kicked him out of the house. Before I gave him his belongings back on the front lawn ala Angela Bassett Waiting to Exhale style, I carefully separated his gaming console and games and left them all in tact. Why? Because I played every single one of those stinking games over and over until I topped every score and left — Save

When a friend of mine found out her husband was cheating she took his rare coin collection and used it to buy sodas and chips at the local 7-11. — Save

My ex and I were working through some stuff (he cheated) so my last Christmas with him I gifted him physical tickets to a concert in California, few hundred miles away, well into the future. We separate, it's ugly, he sucks. — Save

I got knocked down at raise time cause I wouldn't go drinking after work with my team members at work and they complained to the boss. I started bringing in sashimi at like 9am and eating it at my desk when they were all very hungover and it made them all — Save

When I was lat my ex, I went in to use the bathroom before he wanted to take a shower. I turned on the hot water in the bathtub until it ran cold. This was in the days before "on demand" water heaters....like, 35 years ago! — Save

Not sure if it counts but in 2nd grade there was a kid who didn't want to sit next to me and the teacher said go on, she won't bite you! So I bit him — Save

During my divorce, I changed all the passwords & email addresses for Apple ID, Google & then canceled his YouTube TV access during a close Alabama game (his favorite team). When he tried to log in to his iPad it was denied & it sent all the verification codes to me. I denied — Save

Having traversed through this gallery of pettiness, expect to depart with a chuckle and, perhaps, a newfound contemplation on the depths of human triviality. Brace yourself for a humorous plunge into the world of these small yet entertaining actions and the shamelessly honest confessions that accompany them. For those yearning for more glimpses into the intriguing eccentricities of humanity, venture into realms that explore absurd confessions, petty antics, and small deeds confessions. These domains offer a continued source of amusement and insight into the humorous side of human nature, ensuring a lasting chuckle and a deeper appreciation for the quirky diversity of human behavior.

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.