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30 Funny New Tweets From Twitter (Not X) This Week

Roy R. Dec 07, 2023 07:00 PM EST

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Twitter, where brevity meets boundless humor! In this collection of 30 tweets, we navigate the endless wit and comedic brilliance encapsulated in 140 characters. From the witty musings of professional comedians to the hilarious banter of everyday users, these tweets showcase the art of crafting pure hilarity within the constraints of a single tweet. Brace yourself for a laughter-filled journey through the endless comedy gold of the Twitterverse.

funny tweets @roastmalone_ Follow I still use: instead of • • because I appreciate classic art — Save

funny tweets In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French — Save

funny tweets You make a little Boss makes a lot That's why we laugh when orca sink yacht — Save

funny tweets i can't say i've ever bird Watched but i've Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it — Save

funny tweets [me when a person dies in a movie] oh man bummer [me when a dog dies in a movie]: dear diary, i have seen hell with my own eyes — Save

funny tweets If you go through the self check out line you should get the employee discount — Save

funny tweets [inclusive youth pastor voice:| cool, now that we know everyone's proNOUNS, let's get into some proVERBS. — Save

funny tweets i love saving images onto my cell phone. it's like picking berries — Save

funny tweets Embracing my demons this year. French kissing them. — Save

funny tweets wolf: I'm gonna eat your babies human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter wolf: ........I'm listening — Save

funny tweets The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bulls chewing makes me sick — Save

funny tweets day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee Is it...good? no — Save

funny tweets so many of you want a golden retriever boyfriend but are you strong enough to old yeller him when the time comes — Save

funny tweets ngl i'm late to everything simply because i'm delusional. I believe I can do anything and 30 mins. — Save

Within these tweets lie the condensed brilliance and infinite humor—the 'comedy gold' depicted in these 140-character snippets, the 'hilarious Twitter banter' that transcends limitations, and the 'funniest tweets' that paint a vivid picture within a limited canvas. It's a celebration of Twitter's unique ability to distill humor into bite-sized nuggets that resonate with millions. Delving into the online world reveals discussions on 'funniest Twitter moments' and 'hilarious tweets,' where users share and revel in the ongoing stream of wit and humor that keeps the Twitter community entertained and connected.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.