23 Literal Jokes That Are Exactly What You’d Think They Would Be

Roy

2 years ago

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled in the most straightforward way possible! Literal jokes, the comedies of absolute clarity, have taken the internet by storm. In a world filled with complicated punchlines, these jokes defy the norm. No cryptic wordplay here – just pure, unadulterated humor that hits you like a brick. Prepare to chuckle at the simplicity of wit, as we unravel 23 jokes that don't believe in beating around the bush. These jokes make the complex art of comedy as clear as daylight, proving that laughter doesn't need a decoder ring.

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And there you have it, folks – a hilarious journey through the land of literal jokes. In a world where everything is often veiled in layers of complexity, these jokes serve as a refreshing reminder that sometimes, simplicity truly is the key to laughter. So, embrace the directness, revel in the obviousness, and share these gems with your friends. After all, in the realm of humor, sometimes the most straightforward path is the funniest one.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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