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20 Funny Tinder, Bumble and Dating App Conversations That Went off the Rails

Roy R. Mar 29, 2023 01:00 PM EDT

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"He zombied me; It's like ghosting but then the guy comes back from the dead a couple months later and hits you up." — Save

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe. Oh damn. Talk about a covalent bond! Want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons? Yes, I'd definitely be interested in forming a molecule with such a highly heat conductive element as yourself. Ah...I see you're visiting Sacramento? Perhaps we can do it on the table periodically. That might take us into physics. Momentum = Impact? — Save

It's been wonderful getting to know you And I'd love to stay up chatting but unfortunately | have surgery in the morning. Get some rest x OMG!? Are you okay? @d Yes, I'm fine. I'm a surgeon. I told you earlier, and you asked if my work was anything like the game "Operation" — Save

I'm curious to know why you're only emotionally available on Thursdays? Delivered Mondays are hectic. On Tuesdays, I start panicking about the week. Wednesday are all about consoling myself that I'm halfway through the week. On Fridays, I'm usually watching/ reading/writing something Saturdays are mostly spent drunk/high, On Sundays, I get sad thinking about the coming week Hence, Thursday is the sweet spot where I'm emotionally available. — Save

Got any marshmallows? Sure do Now we can tell spooky stories Oooh you first Yesterday That was a great ghost story — Save

hiii what's your voting situation? early in-person, mail-in, day of. I'm a day of girl I can't vote be I'm british but will come with you for moral support if you'd like Cute first date idea I suppose x [J Report Did you just offer to wait in line with me for an indeterminate amount of hours before we've even gone over birth charts and dietary restrictions?? and you're british???? Iliterally feel like Meghan Markle. — Save

You're checking off a lot of boxes. What are the negatives?? impatient, can't cook, and l'm almost bold almost bold? that's negative? For a lot... I guess not for you No. I mean we're all works in progress!! I can throw away all my hats, then 4 Delivered Wait, do you mean "BALD"? — Save

Hello Matt! Please tell me about the dog in your photo?? Hey. She lives with my mum and dad in Newcastle. Sorry to disappoint Well that's just false advertising isn't it Lol I know. I am 6ft tall though if that makes any difference!!! Unless you're made up of three 2ft dogs all standing on one another I don't care. — Save

are you a real clown or is that a costume? Real as they come I once got drunk at a kids bday party and made out w the clown the parents hired in Agoura Hills? Delivered Omg. Yes aaahahahahaha. hi. what's — Save

What kind of flowers do you like? Delivered Are you asking in general? or be you want to get me flowers for our date...? be if it's the latter... I'd like to let you know that for the price of a bouquet, you could buy me 20 artisanal donuts and I'd be much happier.. — Save

And what about your dreams? Omg! Last night I had a dream I showed up to work in a shopping cart and I was covered in hummus No idea what that's about!!! Why do you ask? Do you analyze dreams or something? Delivered hahaha. wow that's crazy I meant dreams like "goals", dreams for the future — Save

I really like the way your place is decorated ! Seems real cozyy! That's ikea Not just ikea. its also the great mind that put things together! Do you do interior design or something? No like I am literally inside of an ikea in that picture — Save

2 years? Wow. Is that intentional? LOL. no B3 So why are you still single? Honestly, at this point, I'm starting to think it's because I never forwarded those chain letter emails in high school. — Save

It's your birthday tomorrow, right? Kg omg yes! honestly feels like you proposed.. Such low expectations, | can work with that O Report ®the bar is on the floor — Save

Let's get a drink? ah... I don't really drink. not my thing. Delivered Oh, ok cool... Coffee? Tea? Kombucha? Chai? Coconut water? Sparking water? regular water? Tap water?! .. Pedialyte? — Save

Your bio says you don't want kids... Is that a *now* thing or a *forever* thing? a forever thing I have a twin and he's already passed our genes on twice so I've seen my future... And I'm good. — Save

I make myself a smoothie every morning before work, I work out every day, try to stay away from junk food, eat a lot of greens. I sound so boring lol but being healthy is important to me What about you? Delivered That's cool I feel like we might be in different places in our lives rn, though Like, for instance, my fruit juice intake comes primarily from mixers at the club — Save

Ok l'll be there in 30 Ok! Ill be the guy in Camo crocs Don't judge me liust came down with the flu Delivered Omg fine I'll change — Save

What's the most important thing in a relationship for you? Delivered Oh God. I don't even know anymore Probably that we have the same thermostat setting...? — Save

Yes, precisely Makes sense take it your name is from a former Soviet state? Yes it is Itake it your name is a the sound a French cat makes? — Save

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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