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Today I Learned: 27 Late Learning People Who Were Realized Simple Things Way Too Late

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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realized 'croissant' is French for 'crescent'
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#WasTodayYearsOld When I found out that Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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#IWasTodayYearsOld when I found out that a group of butterflies is called a Kaleidoscope.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I found out how candy corn got its name. When you stack them on top of one another, it looks like a cob of corn.
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Fruit loops are actually all the same flavor. #WasTodayYearOld
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I found out that the fresh cut grass smell is a warning signal that it is under attack.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realised that from the inside crook of your elbow to your wrist is the same size as your foot.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned that my neighbor's vanity plate, ILUVTOFU, means he's a vegetarian.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realised a car's sun visor can unclip and flip to the side window (I've been driving for 20 years)
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I found out today that the song "like a g6" is not "fly like a cheese stick."
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realized that l'm the weirdo for dipping my grilled cheese in raspberry jam
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned that there's a plate in the bottom of the toaster that allows you to throw out the crumbs. #mindblown
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realized that calling someone a dime means you're calling them a 10
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#iwastodayyearsold when I found out they call the first episode of a show a pilot because it's the first time they're on the air
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#WasTodayYearsOld Chinese food containers unfold into plates!
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned most men shower facing the shower head & women face the opposite wall AND neither knows this of the other!!!
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#wastodayyearsold when I learned that the things at the bottom of shower curtains are not magnets to stick it to the side of the tub, they're weights
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned if you pinch your nose tightly it makes it difficult to hum.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realized "afternoon" is said because it's AFTER NOON!
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned eyes blink 20 times a minute.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned that the hole in the top of the soda can tab is a damn straw holder!
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I found out that the little bottom drawer below the oven is to store and keep the food warm, not for putting away your pots and pans in.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I found out, half of my friends (and maybe the World) wipe their butts on a standing position.
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I found out an upside down pineapple was a swingers symbol! I've been grocery shopping all wrong!
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I realized the phrase is "buck naked" not "butt naked."
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#WasTodayYearsOld when I learned that someone tells you to "break a leg" when they hope you get CAST in a play.
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#wastodayyearsold when I found out these were HAND GUARDS and not handles
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