Tumblr After Dark: 26 Funny Tumblr posts from the best of the ridiculous that is Tumblr

Roy Mar 14, 2023 09:00 AM EDT

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

pardonmewhileipanic: thestasher: That's a keeper for the wedding album. this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

sometimes someone isn't "toxic," they're just "abrasive." or "mutagenic" or "highly flammable." and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

made the mistake of listening to radioactive by imagine dragons for the first time in like 10 years and was disappointed to be reminded that the actual lyrics are NOT "i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts"

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name 'Smaug gigantaeus') SMAUG ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

bro you're seizing the day too much you're gonna give yourself carpal diem

The people who get pissed about the idea of having wider seats on airplanes for fat people are overlooking the fact that they'll also get more room on the plane.

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character's history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they'd gone overboard and given him too much. Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted-he's said that it was the best character prep he'd ever been given, and

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain't about to either.

you know what? fuck you *replaces all the boards in your ship with different boards until you aren't sure whether it's the same ship anymore*

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours smooth king

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

i have such a wide range of emotions, including • Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-bad • Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-good • Empty • Pure Unbridled Rage • Manic Energy • ?????????????????????

what if mayonnaise came in cans microwave

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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