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[40 MEMES] Dungeons & Dragons & Memes. The big 3.

Phil M. Dec 03, 2022 06:00 AM EST

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DM: Lastly, we have Jake. Who are you playing? JAKE: i made a human fighter DM: How original. Alright, so you all are greeted by a nobleman who- JAKE: is he a human? DM: uh, yes, actually JAKE: oh shit, go-time already. i fight him DM: that's not- JAKE: DEATH TO THE HUMAN — Save

We don't have to kill everything we encounter, some situations call for diplomacy. Barbarians If those kids could read. they'd be very upset. — Save

This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet — Save

The Dru EVery amimal they encounter The DM — Save

When the group's barbarian wants to investigate: Give him time, boy. Thinking's new to him. — Save

When you go to take a long rest and the DM says your name — Save

ATTACK ROLL OR SOMETHING IDK I DON'T PLAY D&D — Save

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them. Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you. — Save

Half-Orc Clerics be like You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying. — Save

Players putting off the main quest for side quests like @OhorinHalfman I GOT YOUR DISTRESS CALL AND CAME AS QUICKLY AS I WANTED TO. — Save

Me as a Dungeon Master behold a horrible mishmash of my favorite video games, movies, tv series and books my original homebrew campaign — Save

"'I DM you, " I said. You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There's a knock at your door. It's me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice. "Roll for initiative.' " I utter. — Save

WHAT DIDTHIS PARTY DO TO MAKETHE DM PULL OUTA SHARKNADO? — Save

DM: *Makes name for a demon* "His name is Kallax Fyrkantig Party: "Wow, how do you come up with such cool Demon names??" DM: "It's a secret" — Save

35 year old paladin (10 Intelligence) 1 year old bronze dragon (12 Intelligence) — Save

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game! — Save

the only valid d&d experience dm: this noc's name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco — Save

DM: Read the spell description for me? BARD: You materialize a 20' long, 10' high, 5' thick barrier of magical force centered on a point within range. Any creatures who make contact with the barrier must make a WIS save or be charmed. DM: Cool! BARD: Anyway here's Wonder Wall — Save

introduced my two sisters to #dnd yesterday. I was worried they would hate it but within 5 minutes they'd created a hard-boiled cash-starved lawyer and his one criminally unrepentant client, trapped in a co-dependent professional relationship looting dungeon furnishings for gold — Save

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home. — Save

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YOU WOULON'T DOWNLOAD A DRAGON An artist created 3D models of every D&D monster, and you can have them all for free — Save

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My polyhedral dice have arrived. I feel like my first roll with a physical d20 being a 2 is a good summary of my life. — Save

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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