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37 Internet comebacks that brought the heat

Roy R. Dec 02, 2022 09:00 AM EST

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If you use facial recognition for anything...the govt has your face lol — Save

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My body is a temple. Yours, a nightclub. — Save

BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS BEST. — Save

is the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in the United States? — Save

Do men still open car doors? — Save

i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico — Save

What are the earliest signs of pregnancy? — Save

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Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5 Monday to Friday. I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times. — Save

Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two-years-old — Save

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No one is harmed by wearing big fluffy clown shoes either. Should I wear those to the store too? — Save

Yeah, those atheists wearing their atheist necklaces and atheist earrings and building gigantic atheist monuments and congregating to yell out loud how much they love atheism and going around the world to different countries to tell people they should be atheist and making sculptures of the first atheist and painting pictures of the first atheist and screaming to random strangers how they love atheism. Yeah. It's atheists who do that. — Save

This is quite the self-own. Because the common denominator in all these interactions is that they just met you. — Save

Imagine thinking "I had to enter into a situation where I potentially would have died or maybe would have had to kill others so that I wouldn't go into crippling debt just for an education" is a good argument to maintain that system. — Save

Unnatural hair colors in woman are a warning signal to stay away, Its an example Aposematism-the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality — Save

How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? — Save

I have a sneaking suspicion that the next Bachelor will be a dark-haired, square-headed white man with stubble and a More On Top haircut that inexplicably costs $85. Meet Grayden, Brayden, Trayden, and Okayden. — Save

Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands — Save

Guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7 — Save

I hate cancel culture. Imagine God cancelling you because you did or said the wrong thing. — Save

Damn right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move — Save

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Dam boy you ugly & with no job no car no money? Yikes idk if I can be a mommy to another boy — Save

They think your haircuts are un-American Well, it was very observant of them because we aren't American, actually — Save

If you play video games more than 2-3 hours a week, you're wasting your life. Oh yeah, it "helps you relax". Congratulations, you're on the same spiritual level as a functional alcoholic. — Save

Well I mean if the fairy godmother made her shoes custom, they probably fit her feet exactly without any room for variation — Save

Dinner: Get a nice salmon filet at the supermarket, not too big. Put some olive oil and lemon juice on it. Wrap it in damp paper towels. Nuke it in the microwave for 3 minutes or so. Eat it. Maybe add a salad. — Save

engineering students get paid 40k a month to intern and psychology students have to pay to intern lolzesh — Save

If you use facial recognition for anything...the govt has your face lol

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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