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30 Mad moves from folks who have just given up on life

Roy R. Nov 26, 2022 01:00 PM EST

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Wrote, "will you marry me?" in the sand. Hope it fu is up a couples holiday. — Save

LMAO I'M AT MY SCHOOL TALENT SHOW AND THIS DUDE SAYS "Before I begin, I want to make sure this mic IS working" "If your name is Michael, please stand up" Then a couple dudes stand up And he goes "That concludes the mike check" — Save

Drunk. Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section — Save

Guy buries vodka three weeks before festival then digs it up after entry — Save

There wasn't milk in the house, I'm eating this cereal with ice cream — Save

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The first million people to send me $1 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a Millionaire using Facebook — Save

I work at Domino's and sometimes when people put instructions for different ingredients to be on the left/right I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left — Save

she took 9 years to finish the joke — Save

personally, i just want my body fixed. i hate having a disease that is written into my genetics. fi — Save

one time I borrowed a pen from the teacher and never gave it back — Save

I literally hiked up a place called Poo Poo Point in Washington State just because I could. — Save

Lol im 10 and I go to bed at 10:00pm and most people in my class go to bed at — Save

They let me click the no pickle button multiple times, so I clicked it 50 times. — Save

last week i stole a shopping cart and a traffic cone in the same day — Save

I've broken two bones but I'm still a part of r/neverbrokenabone I feel guilty about it, but I still refuse to leave. It's been a while since both incidents, but still. — Save

You know it's finals week when you eat 2 Chipotle bowls in one sitting and don't question your decision — Save

renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something — Save

I bought these so I could hide them everywhere for my fiance to find. At first he thought it was a charming new bit of mine. He thought I only had one or two of these tiny plastic babies. He thought wrong. Hearing his deep exhausted sigh followed by "oh my god" because he has found baby #175 has brought me more joy than I could ever describe. The fear in his eyes when he opens anything because he is expecting a small plastic baby has produced more serotonin than you can imagine. He is a broken man. I have destroyed his hope of living a life free of tiny plastic babies. We will be finding these for the next 70 years. I will purchase these again. — Save

Took my company's stapler on vacation and took photos of it in front of cool places — Save

A guy I was hooking up with told me I was getting chubby and should eat less. I just ate an entire fi g pizza. FIT k you Brian. — Save

my pet rabbit has no idea i gave it two bunny ears while this photo was being taken haha idiot — Save

I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips — Save

Dude at my gate at the airport sat down with a 12 inch sub as soon as the first group started boarding and said, "I'm group D, I got this" before digging in and honestly he's the hero we deserve. — Save

Some dude was spamming a class groupme with memes, so he got kicked, only to come back with a vengeance — Save

Dude somehow snuck this past the DMV I — Save

man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page — Save

I feel like going to a bar and drinking water. — Save

The Official Building Code of the City of Detroit. Adopted March 17, 1936. Effective April 17, 1936. I have a copy of it right here. — Save

I dropped out of college 4 years ago but today I bought a cap and gown for $38 and snuck into the line of a college I have never been enrolled in Hope my mom is proud — Save

Mrs. G is gone for a few days so I brought my worms into the living they're not allowed. Here's a selfie I took. — Save

I made a cutting board for all my my oak-loving OCD friends out there. — Save

I'm told someone in the front row for Viagra Boys at Desert Daze had a block of cheese and was grating it onto people's heads — Save

Literally covered my roommates bed with 324 pieces of cornbread to make it a Cornbed — Save

I removed this tag from a power cord and nothing happened despite the warnings. — Save

I put the @Sony Play Station Licensing sticker on my Nintendo 3DS. — Save

You get 100.000$ if you can name something that no one has a fetish for. What is your answer? — Save

We are expecting 15 people rocking up! a did a This party is taking a life of its own! 02 As the party will be loud I am very likely won't be able to hear the bell. Here is my — Save

Eating broccoli on a tram. — Save

I just had 2L of milk and im dying In one go What???? Why????? eeees Cause my roommates friend said I couldn't so I showed him Had to do it under 2.30 mins — Save

Was bored separated marshmallows from lucky charms — Save

You gotta love a co-team member who accepts the dare to ask for a to-go box for his three leftover fries! — Save

Wrote, "will you marry me?" in the sand. Hope it fu is up a couples holiday.

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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