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30 Science memes that are mathematically proven to make you happier

Roy R. Nov 25, 2022 05:00 AM EST · Updated 4 years ago

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Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Pol don't care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100% of the time — Save

I just want to know why my clothes only get caught on the door handle when I'm in a bad mood — Save

Did you know that it's actually possible for you to say, "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion" — Save

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Physics: exists Goats: — Save

My IQ is probably 5 times more than yours 10:33 pm 5 times 0 is still 0 10:33 pm J/ He sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy — Save

Somehow I'm old enough to remember dial-up but young enough to rage-quit any website that takes longer than 5 seconds to load. — Save

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wolf: I'm gonna eat your babies human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter wolf: .....l'm listening — Save

*Me moving a snail from the road to the grass* The snail: — Save

*Me moving a snail from the road to the grass* The snail: — Save

my son accidentally colored something blue instead of green, so i told him to just color over it with yellow & when it turned green he asked if i'm a witch and i didn't say no...so now i bet he'll clean his f king room. — Save

Got myself a $1,000 tv stand today — Save

Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old. My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand. I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain. — Save

"Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer" says @carlzimmer, "because sports writers don't have to deal with people who think that basketball doesn't even exist". — Save

we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ? — Save

Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought — Save

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Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. Getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible. — Save

When you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer — Save

Them: why is your password 917201999? Me: — Save

the geometry is too complicated to explain here but cutting a sandwich diagonally gives you more sandwich — Save

How to catch a mountain lion (or any cat). Place cardboard box in the open where said cat may see it. Sit back and wait. A cat is a cat is a cat. — Save

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Me nervously clicking my pen during the test That one guy in the class who knows — Save

The reason these toys are critical as kids.. — Save

My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family.' — Save

When you are surrounded by 1000's years of history, but there is a cat — Save

My duckling fell asleep on my calculator! — Save

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My best Science Fair entry — Save

This is a picture of an asteroid crater in Arizona - Look how close it came to hitting the visitors centre! — Save

This is the guy from my math book who buys 50 bananas for no reason — Save

i still think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works" — Save

Margaret Hamilton, NASA's lead developer for Apollo program, stands next to all the code she wrote by hand that took humanity to the moon in 1969. — Save

No one: Venn Diagrams — Save

Nature is the best engineer — Save

Here's a paw under an X-Ray BigBodyBello @Marshbello ididnt know i needed to see this. — Save

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Me: I don't have equipment for projects Grandma: Say no more — Save

i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this. @ rakil @rakilstormi My bf got me a hematite ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one. — Save

I'm so happy l'm outta high school imagine having to find the area of a damn scutoid — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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