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It’s a great time of year to visit the gold of Macaulay Culkin’s social media (26 MEMES)

Phil M. Nov 18, 2022 08:00 PM EST

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Macaulay Culkin@ @IncredibleCulk Where's the size limit between a cupcake and a cake? Is there a point where a "Large cupcake" and "a small cake" is the same thing? @CakeBossBuddy help! — Save

I have a big problem with this petition... I'm actually 39 years old. ( Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as 9 year old Kevin McCallister and have nobody in the film acknowledge — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk We've been having a lot of conversations about masculinity as a society. I think I figured it out. Masculinity is when you feel no shame buying your loved ones tampons at CVS and telling the cashier "I'm the home alone kid, buying tampons at CVS." — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk Hey, say what you want about the Bible, but it's the #1 reason I stopped accepting fruit from talking serpents. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk It's like looking into a mirror... An incredibly handsome, brooding mirror. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk I was supposed to be the voice for the original Yoda, but they passed because I "wasn't born yet. — Save

Macaulay Culkin@ @IncredibleCulk 84% match! POP SUGAR. #twinning 5 RESULTS, TRY AGAIN — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk I have a big problem with this petition... I'm actually 39 years old. ( Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as 9 year old Kevin McCallister and have nobody in the film acknowledge it. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk ALL FROOT LOOPS HAVE THE SAME FLAVOR AND THAT FLAVOR IS CALLED "FROOT" I AM NOT LYING. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk It's bullshit that fantasy football doesn't have any wizards in it. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk I'm a total natural. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk I love fog, because it's the closest I'll ever get to being hugged by a cloud. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk If I aged as slowly as #BabyYoda I'd be making some serious bank right now. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 1. Making ramen — Save

Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk I'm right where I belong... surrounded by VHS tapes. #90s — Save

Macaulay Culkin © @IncredibleCulk I just woke up and saw I was trending. Can someone explain what's going on? Did I die again?? — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk Hey @Drake I'm right here, bro. DM me. See you at the BBQ. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk I like flowers, because they're like grass that put on a fancy hat. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @Incredibleulk Juice is fruit blood. Discuss. — Save

Macaulay Culkin © @IncredibleCulk I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me. — Save

Macaulay Culkin@ @IncredibleCulk How do you send an otter a cease and desist? Harry Walker for capturing what might just be the cutest image ever, titled 'Oh My!': — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk Don't think of them as "nectarines." Think of them as "way better peaches. — Save

Macaulay Culkin© @IncredibleCulk My Collie Culkin. — Save

Macaulay Culkin © @IncredibleCulk If you think you know a British actor but can't place them, they're either in Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter or both. — Save

Macaulay Culkin@ @IncredibleCulk If I were a train engineer, I would be constantly worried about fights breaking out on the top of my train. — Save

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Posted by Phil M. About the author

Phil co-founded Thunder Dungeon with Roy in 2012 and has been a meme tastemaker ever since, helping turn a page of funny finds into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and a daily home for memes. He's more than memes, too: Phil is an award-winning comedic actor and director whose feature films are on streaming platforms.

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