Every street has one house that put up a twelve-foot skeleton in September, and by now it isn’t a decoration, it’s a neighbor. I wave at ours on the way to the car, and it has never once waved back, which is honestly fair. This is the nightly pile of random funny memes, the previous batch is still up for the completists, and the first one is waiting right below.

Fastest I have ever moved in my life.

Street View is just Instagram for houses.


The dog would have filed a report.

Spirit Halloween takes every empty building eventually.

I do this at every work happy hour.








Somebody in that store has a sense of humor.




Peak 1983 energy.

Rich off October alone.



Retake day exists for a reason.

Marriage is mostly creative problem solving.


Red goes in red. Godspeed.
Random funny memes to end the day on
Somewhere a skeleton is standing on a dark lawn right now, keeping watch, and it is working harder than I am. The Morning Commute picks things back up at 7 tomorrow, and another Nightcap lands tomorrow night. For more funny pictures, try these bootleg Halloween costumes, or the doomscrolling memes for when you can’t put the phone down. Pass this along to the group chat, it’s cheaper than a skeleton and nobody has to store it in the garage.





