Picture it: Mike Tomlin in a gray quarter-zip, sunk into a leather recliner with a controller, flying a tiny blocky version of himself past a tower he built by hand. The former Steelers coach, now an NBC analyst, posted a YouTube tour Wednesday of the Minecraft city he says he has been building for 12 years, and Mike Tomlin minecraft memes started going up faster than his penthouses.

He started playing when his kids were young, as something to do with them, and just kept going. He has called it therapeutic and his secret obsession. I believe him. My secret obsession is a sudoku app I have never once finished, so I’m in no position to judge a man with a waterfront district.
The Mike Tomlin Minecraft City
First, the important part: the city is genuinely great. The Ringer’s look at Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city counts a boutique hotel with a speakeasy, a ballpark, a city aquarium, and high-rises with an aquarium in every unit. It passed a million views by Thursday. I once spent forty minutes hanging one shelf, and it’s still crooked.



The Family Reviews
Then the people who lived through it started talking. Le’Veon Bell, who played for Tomlin, summed up the whole thing in one sentence and a crying emoji. Tomlin’s son Mayce, posting as @maycetomlin, went further, explaining that his PlayStation used to just vanish, and he wasn’t even in trouble.



Mayce was on a roll all night and should probably get his own show. His question about the villagers who used to live there is the kind of investigative journalism this country needs, and somebody else pointed out the man drives his character into walls like a dad trying out a new phone.


Pittsburgh Did the Math
This is where the Steelers memes turned on him, lovingly. Fans lined the 12-year timeline up against the team’s playoff record and did not like what they found. Warren Sharp laid out the before-and-after splits like a box score, and NFL Memes turned the same numbers into a poster that reads like a warning label.



From there the jokes put him in that recliner at 4:30 in the morning, finishing a lap pool while a wild card game waits. I have no idea if that’s true. I do know I once stayed up until 3 a.m. setting a fantasy lineup, and I lost that week too.




Hire This Man
Not everyone was mad. A whole wing of the internet decided he should be put in charge of actual cities, and one entire flight apparently tuned in at once. I’d live in his apartments. The lighting alone beats mine.


Cleveland Hit Respawn
Then Thursday night happened. Tomlin wasn’t even coaching, but Pittsburgh lost to Cleveland, and the Browns game recap tells the rest: a 27-24 finish on a 56-yard Andre Szmyt field goal with 10 seconds left. The Browns’ social team had clearly been saving something.

So that’s where we are: a coach builds an entire city in secret, and a rival team turns it into a game over screen two days later. Somewhere a man in a quarter-zip is quietly adding a Browns stadium, just so he can flood it.
Need more football fans grieving out loud? Two Weeks Into the Season, NFL Week 2 Memes Have Already Filed the Paperwork on My Team has the rest of the league suffering too, and 32 NFL Memes To Prep For Another Wild Weekend covers the weekend ahead. For the blocky side of things, 46 Hilarious Minecraft Memes That Even Creepers Would Love is waiting.