Seattle’s official Jimothy Summer ran out with the rest of summer this week, which means a city government gave a raccoon an entire season while I still can’t get a callback from my dentist. I’m happy for him, honestly. This is The Nightcap, a new pile of late night memes every evening for people who should be asleep, and Tuesday night’s batch is still around if you need a warm-up. Tonight’s lineup starts below.

Can you smell what the rock is wearing?


No notes.


Raccoon energy, Australian edition.




The car alarm is just the dolls.










Hamburger help all of us.


Honestly, the ditch has never looked better.



Me reading my own emails from this afternoon.

Ronald is safer online than I am.
Fresh late night memes for the raccoon hours
I spent an embarrassing chunk of tonight deciding whether the rock in a turtleneck counts as a celebrity sighting, and I’ve ruled that it does. If these funny memes weren’t enough and you’re still up, our raccoon memes are the proper way to mourn Jimothy Summer, and the work memes will get you ready for tomorrow’s meetings. The Morning Commute shows up first thing tomorrow with a fresh batch. Pass this one along to whoever is still texting you at midnight.





