Olympic curling memes
Great Odin’s raven! Have you seen the ice? It is pristine! It is magnificent! Every four years, we gather around the television to watch athletes perform the most noble task known to man: aggressively cleaning a floor with a broom while someone yells at a rock. It is poetry in motion! I don’t know the rules! I don’t know what a “hammer” is, but I know that I love it!
These olympic curling memes capture the electricity in the air. You sit there at 2 AM, eating a block of cheese, screaming “SWEEP!” at the screen like you are the coach. It changes you. It makes you believe that you, too, could be an Olympian if you just bought the right shoes and practiced sliding in your kitchen. It is the sport of kings, or at least the sport of people who really like shuffleboard but wish it was colder.
The Winter Games bring out a specific kind of fan mania, where we all suddenly become experts on stone placement and broom friction. We have collected the funniest takes from the internet’s obsession with the most hypnotic sport on ice.
The tweet about the Swiffer sponsorship is a million-dollar idea. Why are we not funding this? And the hypnotic nature of the sport is real. It is just rocks hitting rocks with a little bit of yelling. It is the ASMR of the sports world. I could watch it for hours, and based on my recent viewing history, I absolutely have.
If you are ready to start your own local league, keep the enthusiasm going. We recommend checking out winter olympics humor, sports fails, and weird sports facts for more athletic entertainment.
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Jake Parker, known around the web as "Jay," is a digital writer with over 10 years of experience covering internet humor, meme trends, and viral content. Before joining Thunder Dungeon, Jay was the lead editor at MemeWire, where he helped curate memes that broke the internet, including coverage on trends like Distracted Boyfriend, Kombucha Girl, and Bernie Sanders’ Mittens. A self-proclaimed "professional procrastinator," Jay spends his downtime scrolling Reddit and Twitter to stay ahead of what's about to break the internet next.
