44 Funny Amazon Reviews That Should Have Their Own 5 Stars

Roy

1 year ago

I recall once stumbling onto an Amazon post where a reviewer wrote an essay’s worth of praise for a banana slicer—yes, an entire diatribe on perfect banana segments. That’s when I realized the real comedy gold on that site lies in the feedback, not the merchandise. If you’ve ever wondered why a product with questionable uses has a massive fan club, these funny amazon reviews will reveal just how much people adore telling their bizarre purchase tales. From raving about a badly made spatula to waxing poetic on a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat, this collection proves that comedic feedback can outshine any star rating.

I'm a dude. I think a pretty classic, manly one too. I carry a knife. I don't wear skinny anything. I own road flares and paper maps. And guess what? I dig a good candle in the wintry north. I don't get why candles are almost exclusively marketed to women. What do you mean, "Valentine's Day Gift for Her'? This was a gift from me to me, and me is a he, and he has a hairy chest upon which many a beer have been spilt. Seriously, when it's freezing cold and the sun is hibernating, there's nothing like a good, warm glow

This costume was purchased for my 88 year old mother to wear to a Halloween Party. She's about 5 feet tall and weighs 88 pounds - so it is large on her, making it look pretty cute. The wings and stinger add to the fun. Adding a black, long sleeve turtleneck, black tights and gloves completes the outfit. My 92 year old father dressed in the Beekeeper costume - they were a real hit at the party!

I've had a cricket somewhere in my kitchen for weeks. I have searched high and low for it. For awhile, I thought it was my fridge making sounds. Was it? I'm not sure. I was losing my sanity. Sometimes it happened during the day or at night. Sometimes it would stop when I would come in and then start when I left. Once I heard the chirping and it metastasized in the back of mind,

I was looking for something to make using my VR workspace a little less obvious and distracting to coworkers, so I picked up some of these to trick them into thinking I'm paying attention.

?????? this hard drive is a piece of wood. I am not comparing it to a piece of wood. I actually opened the box and a piece of wood slides out. I don't know what to say I am just laughing. Wood not recommend. Tree-mendous effort went into this scam. If you are looking to branch out into carpentry this is a good place to start. Good riddance.

After clicking through these reviews, you likely caught yourself grinning as people waxed dramatic about trivial features and imaginary solutions. You saw bizarre tips for ordinary products and realized how a simple, everyday item could spark so much comedic enthusiasm. Each post ended up feeling like a performance, with reviewers battling it out to see who could deliver the wittiest line. Ultimately, you left the collection reminded that sometimes the best part of online shopping isn’t the free shipping—it’s laughing at what strangers have to say.

If these funny amazon reviews tickled your funny bone, take a peek at Thunder Dungeon’s other explorations of comedic user feedback, outlandish customer testimonies, or real-time rants that overshadow the very things they’re meant to critique. After all, there’s nothing like a little comedic exaggeration to make shopping feel less like a chore.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality