23 Funny Neighbor Notes – Because Passive Aggression is an Art Form

Roy

2 years ago

Funny Neighbor Notes

Picture this: You're peacefully sipping your overpriced artisanal coffee when, boom, you find a meticulously crafted note on your door. Welcome to the wild world of funny neighbor notes – where passive aggression reigns supreme, and communication skills plummet to new lows. As we delve into the uproarious drama of neighborly relations, I can't help but recall a note I received about my "excessive" lawn gnome collection. Oh, the horror!

Dive into the absurdity of 23 funny neighbor notes that redefine passive aggression. From pleas for quieter tap-dancing sessions to demands to keep pet goldfish on a leash, these notes showcase the unparalleled creativity of neighbors attempting to resolve issues. It's a symphony of pettiness and hilarity, leaving you wondering if these adults missed the memo on effective communication.

Funny Neighbor Notes
Funny Neighbor Notes Hi. Remember the coat of mine you borrowed and lost last year? Yes. I already apologized, but I'm sorry... I saw you wearing it yesterday. Delivered Oops. I thought you were out of town?
Funny Neighbor Notes It's almost midnight. Can you turn down your music? Didn't hear the phone, but it's Friday. Today 7:49 AM It was still Thursday when I texted you and that is not an excuse. We are just having some weekend fun at the lake don't be such a kill joy. Today 8:57 AM The lake is supposed to be peaceful. Maybe you should go to a rave if you want weekend fun. And again. Last night was THURSDAY.
Funny Neighbor Notes Would you mind closing your blinds a little tighter? My elderly father is staying with me and he keeps staring out the window at your house. If he's that old, maybe this is his last shot at some cheap thrills. Let him look.
Funny Neighbor Notes Your dog just woke me up and this isn't the fist time 10:45 PM. Shut up Call the police if you have a problem Who gave you my number How do you have my tel number
Funny Neighbor Notes Hey, did I just see you outside walking a PIG?? Detai Yes, she's our pet. :) You can't seriously think it's a good idea to have a smelly disgusting pig in our building, can you? Given some of the men we've seen you bring home at 2am, I'm not sure I get your point.
Funny Neighbor Notes Got put in the wrong mailbox. Opened it bo I got Corious. Happy Birthday
Funny Neighbor Notes Did you happen to take our food delivery? What was in the order? That's not answering. I work nights if you want me to check what someone else in our house ate or put away I need to know what it is. It was Chinese food. Why would someone in your house take someone else's food delivery?! There is some Chinese left in the fridge if you want the rest. Seriously? Tell me you're kidding. This was dinner for our family. Delivered Let me know if you are coming to grab it
Funny Neighbor Notes What are you going to do for me? Not tell your girlfriend that you're fing the girl with the Mini Cooper?
Funny Neighbor Notes I could hear you having s x last night. Are you trying to make sure everybody hears?
Funny Neighbor Notes Um, this is Ashley. You're thinking of Steve WHAT? Steve. He's your neighbor to the left. I'm on your right Oh. I don't suppose you have his number?
Funny Neighbor Notes Your son slipped a drawing under my door. That's so sweet :-) It's a drawing of a very hairy p is. Not cool Delivered He's only 8. He doesn't know about manscaping yet.
Funny Neighbor Notes Hey do you guys have anything that would fix a sink? I don't even know what | need. Sounds like you're looking for a plumber. Or if you could look so I didn't have to pay a plumber? Sounds like the start of a 4 Sure, I'll be right over.
Funny Neighbor Notes Hey neighbor. What's with the big new fence? What's with the binoculars? They're for birdwatching. I'm into birds. Name one bird. Right this second. Um...Big. Big Bird. Yeah, right, pervert. Enjoy the fence. You have weird anyway.
Funny Neighbor Notes Were you at my house taking lemons of my tree today? I took a few. You had so many I didn't think you'd notice. You filled three Ralph's shopping bags. The tree is barren. How would I not notice? My girls want to make a lemonade stand. So you're going to make money off my lemons which you stole? Delivered Tell you what. Go see the girls. You can have a free lemonade.

As you navigate through this collection, you'll witness a masterclass in the art of subtle hostilities. It's like attending a drama-filled sitcom where the characters communicate through notes rather than face-to-face conversations. You'll leave with a newfound appreciation for direct communication, even if your attempt to resolve a dispute involves more eye-rolling than genuine understanding.

If the whimsical world of neighborly notes has left you craving more suburban comedy, why not explore our curated collection of awkward encounters or venture into the realm of passive-aggressive memery? The laughter doesn't stop here – there's a plethora of neighborly wonders waiting for your curious click.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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