29 Genius Ideas That Might Be (Slightly) Unethical

Roy

2 years ago

Spam Grier @PoloPiffington Best thing I ever did at work was bring poop shoes. Shoes you put on to take shit with so people don't know it's you whylin in the stall

Starting a new job? No matter what the reality is you now have four, alive grandparents.

Gave myself a ticket, so that they don't

Crislyn Graham @crislyn_graham My grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lid so she'll have to talk to him

Jah @Jah2Solid V Police got behind me and my next left was the cemetery i turned in that cemetery and he turned in too i went to somebody named Jerry grave & broke down crying I'm sorry Jerry i was in a jam ®

Daniel Ade @abioladaniels99 Whenever i'm at school, i carry an empty and a full pack of gum, so when people ask me for chewing gum i show them the empty one and then say sorry i'm out 3

rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said "deposit this"

Is somebody you don't want to speak with calling you? Answer, but let them know your phone's battery is low and could die any minute. You can end the call any time without appearing like a jerk.

Benkashi69 @BennyWillard Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. It's called financial health look it up idiot

Want free samples from Costco without paying for the member-ship? Buy the membership, cancel it over the phone (they give 100% refund), keep the card. Flash it every time you go into a Costco, nobody will check to see if it's inactive.

makayla @makaylathinks : i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight

Matt a @BiebsiLoveU My sister just told me she's been adding words onto the end of essay paragraphs then changing the text colour to white to up the word count

Justin @JustinHillister FaceTiming the water so it doesn't boil over while I'm watching tv in the other room.

Doctor Jaime to you (WOW Th.. @Treestand tweet Itold everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won't have to talk to them.

Amy Carroll @Carroll_Amy_ the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us

Clare @iliketweet My adult life just peaked

Got a parking ticket you don't want to pay? Contact the council and tell them that a passenger travelling with you was having an asthma attack and you urgently needed to stop. Works Every time for me.

If you ever get a flat tire take a photo of it. You'll have this ready to send people the next time you want to bail on something.

Jake Woodcock @jake_woodcock Couldn't get a taxi home last neet sol went in kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with delivery driver, im a genius

My dad sneaks his remote into the local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn't like what they have on

Vinish Makkar @vinish08 If you are feeling lazy just know that my mom just asked my sister to vaccum her room, but she youtubed a vaccum sound and laid in bed instead.

Life hack: If you don't want to make a call but may later need to prove that you, in fact, did make a call but they didn't pick up, turn airplane mode on and make the call.

Broken windshield? Call that 1-800 number on a cement truck and say a rock was thrown at your car. There's a good chance they will pay for a replacement.

Tinder is for rookies...jump on marketplace and search for wedding dresses...it will present you with a list of recently divorced females in your area...and you can filter by size

Paint a penis on the pot holes you want filled quickly. (1 week)

we faked a proposal just to get free dessert

Nope Fucking charger breaking is the worst Have you tried going to cafe and saying you left yours and seeing if they have one?

maura quint O @behindyourback tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a 50/50 chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality