Nobody has ever wanted to be noticed on their first day anywhere. A Pomeranian named Keanu spent his entire first day as an office dog asleep in his bag, and that is my whole Saturday plan. If yesterday’s meme dump got you through Friday, this is the weekend batch, fresh at lunch like every other day. Read it from inside a bag of your own.

Armor on, emotions very much not off.


That's not a bird. That's a dinner roll with opinions.


That's not a pour. That's a cry for help.



Every craft drawer I own, in one picture.



Thoughtful design, honestly.



Same. Rent's due, but same.



Peak art was achieved in 1790. We've been coasting.






Yo ho, I'm out.


Best beach bag I've ever seen.
Somewhere in there is a bird shaped like a dinner roll, and I have looked at it more times this week than at my bank account. That is the whole appeal of funny memes on a weekend: nothing is due, nobody is emailing, and a man can build a trash tower alone in his apartment and call it a game with his roommates. I respect him more than I should. I also own four streaming services and have threatened to cancel all of them, so the pirate Wario hit closer to home than I would like.
The next batch lands tomorrow at noon, same as always, with a fresh pile of funny pictures, and I will be here eating lunch over my keyboard like a raccoon. If you need more before then, yesterday’s classic memes are still sitting there, and Tuesday’s meme dump has another 24 hilarious memes for the bag you are currently living in. If any of these made you snort somewhere quiet, send it to the one friend who would have snorted louder.





