For those of you who probably don’t know, a few years ago we created a side company called Shirted. We love making things and we love incredibly stupid jokes. We’ve always kept it separate from Thunder Dungeon because we wanted to challenge ourselves to make another standalone business that was successful in its own right.
Recently our shirts have been floating around the internet and we’ve had a bunch of you ask if it was us. So we figured we’d make a post and let you know. Yes, www.shirted.co is also us.
Why did we start it?
Like everyone, we get really bored and we wanted to start something completely new to challenge ourselves to learn the creative process, product production and the e-commerce world. It’s been incredibly fun and people seem to really enjoy the dumb things we’ve made.
Why did we ACTUALLY start it?
We wanted a way to expense shirts for us to wear around the office and in our offline lives. Please don’t tell the government.
Why is it called Shirted?
Mainly for SEO purposes, but also because it sounds like Sharted and we got to make a company with slogans like “I think I shirted myself”, “go shirt yourselves” and when we eventually make other types of clothing we can call them Shirted Pants.
Why am I telling you about it now?
We’ve been told by our team that we are terrible about self promotion and our personal goal this year was to become better at it. We’ve always said we’d do it before an upcoming holiday, but we procrastinate hard and seem to always miss our own made up deadlines. This year we picked Halloween and we’ve finally managed to make the schedule happen.
So to appease our shirted team whose livelihoods depend on being employed at a successful company here are our Halloween shirts for 2026.
“WHOLE SYLVANIA IS TRANS?” VAMPIRE SHIRT

It’s such a dumb joke, but it makes me laugh. If you think it’s crazy the whole Sylvania is, wait until you hear about the Siberian Orchestra.
“BOO-KKAKE” FUNNY HALLOWEEN GHOST T-SHIRT

Phil personally worked on this one. Gross, but perfect. Apologies in advance.
RADIATE POSITIVITY ZOMBIE TEE

BONE R T-SHIRT

This one is just a joke for you. It subtle, but when you get it, it hits. A Bone R shirt.
A…boner shirt. Yeah, we have the minds of 12 year olds. You don’t need to ask.
I’M HEXUALLY ACTIVE T-SHIRT

Just be glad we didn’t go with our first idea of Hexually Transmitted Disease.
BOOSSY GHOST – GRAPHIC TEE

I will report my girlfriend hates this one, but I love it.
THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I T-SHIRT

We also have a ton of other designs on the site for the non-Halloween inclined. Check them all out at www.shirted.co if you wanna. They’re about as dumb as you think they are.