A Walkie Talkie talks and walks! A toaster toasts, a locker locks! But what if we renamed the rest? With rhyming words to pass the test?
A bra becomes a Tittie Mittie! A kitty is a Itty Bitty! And underwear that shows your bum? A Peekie Cheekie! Yum yum yum! (Okay, maybe not yum, that’s weird.) But these names are the best I’ve heard! “Meetie Greetie” for a shake? “Lightie Brightie” keep awake! It’s silly, yes, and quite absurd, But oh what fun to twist a word!
The English language is full of serious words, but why use them when you can use rhyming nonsense instead? We have gathered the funniest memes that reimagine everyday objects with the same simple, descriptive logic as the “Walkie Talkie.”























“Stickie Quickie” for glue is just perfect. It tells you exactly what it does and it sounds ridiculous. And “Lightie Brighties”? That sounds way more magical than “light bulb.” These names bring a little bit of playground joy to our boring adult lives. We should officially petition the dictionary to change them all.
If you enjoy playing with words, there is plenty more linguistic fun to be had. Check out puns, funny names for things, and wordplay memes for more rhyming laughter.