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Why are you buying a 55-gallon drum of lubricant? What are you doing? Are you sliding a whale back into the ocean? I have so many questions. The internet has given everyone a voice, and unfortunately, they are using it to review fake shoes and cat harnesses. It is absolute madness out there.

These funny amazon reviews are a window into the human soul, and the soul is weird. You have a guy whose driveway is so slippery he can’t walk, and he’s giving it five stars? That is a safety hazard! And the lady putting poop bags in her purse? Why? Why would you do that? It is a bag of poop! Put it in the trash! The logic is flawed, the grammar is terrible, and I cannot look away. It is the best comedy writing on the internet.

Online shopping is a gamble, but reading the reviews is always a win. We have scoured the marketplace for the most unhinged, helpful, and hilarious feedback left by verified purchasers who experienced the products firsthand.

A side-by-side comparison of a strappy black fashion harness and a cat wearing the same harness.
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Screenshots of a one-star review for fake shoes and a sarcastic "hehe" response from the seller.
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A 55-gallon drum of water-based lubricant with a five-star review about fitting cars into a garage.
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A one-star review for dog poop bags that leaked after the owner placed them in their purse.
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A review for a clothing top with a nonsensical title mentioning "shortness of breath diarrhea."
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A five-star review stating that the user's teeth are so white they have started colonizing land.
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A pregnant woman in a white dress contrasted with a man wearing the same dress in the desert.
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A screenshot of a very simple one-star review for a spinning pen that just says "i like men."
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A hand holding several tiny plastic babies over a large pile of hundreds more mini babies.
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A black silent computer mouse with a review about it being so quiet a girlfriend forgets her partner is home.
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The cat harness mix-up is a classic case of husband error. But honestly, if it fits the cat, is it really a mistake? And the “shortness of breath diarrhea” clothing review is a rollercoaster. I still don’t know if they liked the shirt, but I am definitely concerned for their health.

If you love reading customer feedback, there is more craziness to find. Check out online shopping fails, funny yelp reviews, and customer service humor for more digital disasters.

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Posted by Thunder Dungeon Staff About the author

Thunder Dungeon Staff is the byline for galleries our team makes together, led by co-founders Roy R. and Phil M. We've been curating internet humor since 2012: finding the funniest memes, pictures and posts, crediting creators wherever we can, and adding our own take. Roy or Phil reviews every post before it goes live.

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