Tweets from women
I love one liners that arrive like a courtesy tap and leave like a wrecking ball. The best writers can ruin your day in a good way with eleven words and a comma. This week I sank into a glorious rabbit hole curated around tweets from women, and the ratio of hits to hits was unfair. The tone ranges from politely unhinged to clinically perfect, which, coincidentally, is also my skincare routine. The magic of the form is compression, take a thought, squeeze the air out, keep the sparkle. You do not need context when the rhythm is right. You need timing, and these feeds have it. Prepare for lines that feel like your own brain leaked onto the timeline, only funnier and better dressed. There is a special sport in writing a short joke that reroutes your day. You will feel the tap, then the floor drop. That is the point.
Expect twitter memes built from ruthless economy, funny tweets that travel across group chats untouched, and women comedians who have turned the timeline into a dojo. The mix here spans domestic chaos, office diplomacy, and that one car horn that has been following you for years. Save three, pretend you thought of them first, then repent.



































Expect twitter memes built from ruthless economy, funny tweets that travel across group chats untouched, and women comedians who have turned the timeline into a dojo. The mix here spans domestic chaos, office diplomacy, and that one car horn that has been following you for years. Save three, pretend you thought of them first, then repent.
Send a few to the friend who replies only in screenshots and the one who left the platform but still reads the good stuff. For nearby laughs, browse twitter memes, funny tweets, and women comedians. Protect your thumbs, they are doing important work.