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35 More Reasons Why the Customer Is Always Wrong

Roy R. Jan 08, 2024 09:00 AM EST

The customer is always wrong

Prepare to take a plunge into the whirlpool of customer antics! This compilation unveils 35 riotous photos spotlighting the chucklesome yet exasperating behaviors of customers. Get ready to witness moments that make you question if "The Customer is Always Right" might just be a punchline. Nestled within these 35 snapshots lies the essence of customer service humor. From confounding demands to laughably perplexing misunderstandings, these photos capture the amusing and often bewildering behaviors of customers, providing a comical perspective on the trials faced by service providers.

The lady in front of me asked if she could pay cash — Save

if you're wondering what it's like to work in hospitality, today a customer complained that her milkshake had milk in it x — Save

Never has there been a bigger lie than "the customer is always right" I have seen, with my own eyes, a customer ask a Burger King worker for a Big Mac and McFlurry. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes, they're — Save

Today at work one of my customers had ask me what the difference between bone-in and boneless chicken was..... — Save

So l was at Walmart earlier A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replied with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead." Made my week — Save

Customer, pointing at the pricetag: "Is this the price?" Me: " ...yes" Customer: "Is it on sale?" Me: "No" Customer: "Is there a special discount?" Me: "Well now that you ask, you just unlocked the super secret discount of it costs nothing if you dont buy it and just leave" — Save

*in the middle of tonight's show* Customer sitting on the patio: "Would you mind to catch all of the flies flying around us, it's really annoying" I can't make this — Save

Have you ever been to a restaurant that does not give you the change when you pay with cash? My bill we $47.20, I gave the waitress $100. and she only gave me back $53.00. I called over the manager(which was our waitress). She said we don't usually carry change. I told her to give my $100.00 back and I'll pay with a credit card. Eighty cents would not kill me but it's the principle, If they do this to everyone that pays cash, over a year that could be a lot of money in their pocket. — Save

Todays been a nightmare, hit me if l ever take another job working with the public xxx Ok lol xx I just had a woman complain she didnt like her number 6 shaped cake as it looks like a upside down 9 — Save

*ring* "[store name], can I help--" "y'open?" "we're open till ten--" "I'll be there by 10:30, cool?" "we do close at ten, sir" "c'mon man, y'ain't doing nothin. you can stay open. 10:15 tops" "I can't do that, sir--" *click* — Save

Customer: "Do you have green lemons here?" Me: "you mean limes....?" — Save

Me: Hello, welcome to subway Customer: hey, how long is the footlong sandwich Me: uhh... its 1 foot long Customer: Yes I'd only like 1 footlong sandwich, but how big is it? — Save

Casual interaction in my cafe: Me: hello, how can I help you? Customer: well yeah, hi, can you tell me what kind of meat you use to make chicken wings? Me: pardon me? Customer: I'd like to know, your chicken wings, what are they made of? Me: sir, it's CHICKEN WINGS... — Save

just heard a customer two aisles over go "Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn't shatter when you drop it" followed by the sound of shattering glass. i hate retail — Save

I brought a glass of chard and moscato to a table and said this is the chard cause it's lighter. The lady ended up picking up both of them saying "they weigh the same!" I go ... i meant the color Imao — Save

Customer: I'd like a cappuccino - no chocolate on top, no foam and no milk. Me: ... so you'd like a black coffee? Customer: No, I only like cappuccino. I WANT a cappuccino! Me: *makes a black coffee* Customer: Perfect! I don't understand why you had to be so difficult about it — Save

Tonight a customer complained that their MARTINI (a cocktail made entirely of alcohol) was too strong. That's where I'm at right now. — Save

Today a customer got mad at me because we don't have spaghetti on the kids menu I work at a Mexican restaurant — Save

"I will have a glass of Peanut Gorgio" one of my favorites. As I put the glass down I said "Ma'm, your Peanut Gorgio." Never correct them, let another server have some fun down the road. — Save

what's the dumbest thing a customer has gotten mad at you for? i'll start, last week i had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because "we need to save our oceans" and then proceeded to order a $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a fucking sushi bar — Save

And the award for dumbest question of the day goes to the lady that ordered a pancake this morning and seriously asked me if she could get that on a plate... I was like ummm is there something else it usually comes on? Would you like that in a bowl or do you want the kitchen to just frisbee that out to you? — Save

Customer: can I get mozzarella sticks Me: I'm sorry. We're out right now. The most similar thing we have would be the cheese curds. Customer: is that mushrooms? Me: no.....it's cheese..... — Save

I got a complaint at Publix tonight because at 9:52 a woman said "you look like you don't want to help me" and Ilooked her dead in the eyes and said "you're very observant" — Save

I think the closest I ever came to breaking down at work is when I had a customer who wanted the ice in their drink to stay at the bottom of the glass and couldn't understand why I kept telling them that, that wasn't possible so kept asking if I was stupid. — Save

"What's in your Arnold Palmer?" "Ice tea and lemonade" "That sounds good. Can I get that without the ice tea?" "So you just want a lemonade?" "No, I want the Arnold Palmer just like I said." — Save

I had a customer yell at me because he didn't believe me that 33 cents three times was about a dollar and not three dollars. — Save

This customer dead ass just called and said "Hey I was gonna return some shoes to y'all but my car was stolen with the shoes in it.... so what can y'all do for me? Cause it ain't my fault." — Save

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his "email" and he looked at me and goes "No?? I have a gmail, I don't even know what an email is." And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied "It's okay that works!" Meanwhile internally screaming. — Save

>back on the line after break »friend is pouring soup from the warmer through a strainer and into a bowl ›defeated look on his face ›ask him what's up >he's just shaking his head >look at order chit >"small french onion soup; no onion" I had to sit down I was laughing so — Save

I hate when a customer says "Why they have y'all working on Holidays?" bro because you in here tf — Save

Diving into these 35 sidesplitting snapshots of customer behavior offered a whirlwind tour through amusing and occasionally hair-pulling moments encountered by service providers. It was a journey that elicited laughter, shining a spotlight on the oftentimes peculiar and occasionally maddening interactions with customers. If you're eager for more delightful anecdotes from the customer service frontlines, our website is a treasure trove! Explore further into the lighter side of customer service, uncovering more humorous insights into customer behaviors, delightful tales from service providers, and the hilarity entwined in customer interactions that might just make you question everything you thought you knew about "The Customer is Always Right."

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.