30 Funny New Tweets From Twitter (Not X) This Week

Roy

2 years ago

Funny tweets

Twitter, where brevity meets boundless humor! In this collection of 30 tweets, we navigate the endless wit and comedic brilliance encapsulated in 140 characters. From the witty musings of professional comedians to the hilarious banter of everyday users, these tweets showcase the art of crafting pure hilarity within the constraints of a single tweet. Brace yourself for a laughter-filled journey through the endless comedy gold of the Twitterverse.

funny tweets @roastmalone_ Follow I still use: instead of • • because I appreciate classic art

funny tweets In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French

funny tweets You make a little Boss makes a lot That's why we laugh when orca sink yacht

funny tweets i can't say i've ever bird Watched but i've Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

funny tweets [me when a person dies in a movie] oh man bummer [me when a dog dies in a movie]: dear diary, i have seen hell with my own eyes

funny tweets If you go through the self check out line you should get the employee discount

funny tweets [inclusive youth pastor voice:| cool, now that we know everyone's proNOUNS, let's get into some proVERBS.

funny tweets i love saving images onto my cell phone. it's like picking berries

funny tweets Embracing my demons this year. French kissing them.

funny tweets wolf: I'm gonna eat your babies human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter wolf: ........I'm listening

funny tweets The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bulls chewing makes me sick

funny tweets day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee Is it...good? no

funny tweets so many of you want a golden retriever boyfriend but are you strong enough to old yeller him when the time comes

funny tweets ngl i'm late to everything simply because i'm delusional. I believe I can do anything and 30 mins.

Within these tweets lie the condensed brilliance and infinite humor—the 'comedy gold' depicted in these 140-character snippets, the 'hilarious Twitter banter' that transcends limitations, and the 'funniest tweets' that paint a vivid picture within a limited canvas. It's a celebration of Twitter's unique ability to distill humor into bite-sized nuggets that resonate with millions. Delving into the online world reveals discussions on 'funniest Twitter moments' and 'hilarious tweets,' where users share and revel in the ongoing stream of wit and humor that keeps the Twitter community entertained and connected.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality