Every Christmas decoration is unique, but these decorations are so unique in their own very phallic way. These decorations will make you think "that's a p*nis" and you will be exactly right. How these designers thought they were a good idea is beyond me. The ornaments have a the Christmas spirit and they have it long and hard. Good job everyone, Christmas is ruined.
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phallic Christmas decorations
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