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30 Funny Gifts Kids Asked For During Their Visits to Mall Santas

Roy R. Nov 27, 2023 05:00 AM EST

Funny Gifts Kids Asked For

Welcome to the world of Santa's confessions: 30 of the funniest, quirkiest, and downright outrageous Christmas requests kids have made! This article is a giggle-inducing compilation of the absurd wishes that left mall Santas flabbergasted and parents rolling on the floor laughing. From pet elephants to rocket-powered skateboards, brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs as we dive into the outrageous imaginations of children during the holiday season.

funny gifts kids have asked for After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for This year, I've had 3 kids say they want better bladder control — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My four year old daughter said rather loudly, " I want a man!" of course she was referring to a minecraft Steve figurine but they didn't know! — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for I was a mall Santa sometime in the late 90s. After I asked one little girl what she wanted for Christmas, she answered nonchalantly, "a dildo." I thought I must have misheard and asked, "What was that?" She repeated louder, "A dildo!" I tried to conceal my snickering by "ho ho ho"ing and said, "Oh... uhhh... I don't know if Santa has any of those!" Then she told me that I should go to Toys R Us because I could get dolls of all the Rugrats characters there, including Tommy's brother Dil. A "Dil doll." — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My niece asked Santa for a snail. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for elf here! weirdest thing asked for was probably a gun to stop the monsters in his bed ticking his feet at night — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for I used to work as an elf for our Santa, taking pictures and managing the line. One kid asked for a bag of paperclips and some green paint, to this day I have no clue what he planned to do with it. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My 3 year old son asked Santa once for "a baby rhino" Santa told him that "The baby rhinos mama would be very sad to lose her baby though" Then my son said, "okay, well I'll take the mama too, maybe she can sleep in my moms bed" — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My friend was a mall Santa and one day he was sick so he had me fill in. Honestly there are a lot of kids asking for weird things, but this one kid looked me in the eye and asked for "a bushel of dead squirrels". He was probably six years old. Don't even know how he knew the word bushel. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for I was dressed as Santa for an event in a local florist store a couple of weeks ago. A kid asked me if I was alive when Hitler was around and if he was on the naughty list. I said he was right at the top. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for A kid said "All I want for Christmas is ADHD." In my head I was like,"Why would you ask for that?" He looked innocent as frick and I asked "Is that all you want?" And he smiled and said,"Yes!" And he walked away. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for The first time I was brought to a mall santa, I believe I was like 2 or 3 years old, apparently I said "pork chops" when he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. After that, pork chops were Christmas dinner for every single year without fail. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My brother asked for "Minecraft" once. Pretty innocent. Only the santa misheard him He thought he said "Mein — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for Well when I was waiting in line for my cousin to take a picture with him, I heard some kid say he wants a vacuum. He also went into full on detail with it also, which was pretty entertaining. — Save

funny gifts kids have asked for My six year old grandson asked Santa for smoked bacon. — Save

Those 30 requests from kids were a laughter-packed sleigh ride through the wacky world of children's Christmas wishes! From improbable dreams to comically unrealistic demands, these wishlists showcased the vivid and amusing imagination of kids. The internet's fascination with these requests isn't just about amusement; it’s a nod to the innocent and wildly imaginative minds of children. As we bid adieu to this list, remember, funny kids' gifts remind us that imagination knows no limits, especially during the festive season!

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