Ah, dad puns, the pinnacle of humor for fathers everywhere. In this collection of sheer brilliance (or lack thereof), we present you with 31 dad puns that are so monumentally dumb, they circle back to genius. Brace yourselves for a journey into the abyss of wordplay where intelligence goes to die but laughter thrives. If you're ready to facepalm and giggle simultaneously, you're in for a treat. Get ready to groan and laugh in equal measure!

And there you have it, folks, 31 dad puns that prove the art of humor can indeed reach new lows. These jokes may be dumb, but they've mastered the art of making us laugh despite our better judgment. As we bid adieu to this collection of linguistic atrocities, remember, even in the depths of dumbness, there's a peculiar brilliance that can't be denied.