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40 Job Interview Memes That Will Absolutely (Not) Help You Land a Job

Roy R. Jun 09, 2023 05:30 PM EDT

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lucy, jobs: NOW HIRING!!!!! me: *applies* jobs: not u tho lol — Save

me in a job interview Talents: Sleeping — Save

Employer: any experience with people? Me: lam a people — Save

BOSS: why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist ME: you shouldn't — Save

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Look I'm just trying to make it to Friday — Save

Woman: So tell us some... Guy: BODY ONCE TOLD ME Man: Hired — Save

if other jobs were like the presidency. Me: I have literally zero experience Boss: UR HIRED THAT'S A GOOD THING — Save

SO WHERE DO YOU SEEVOURSELF IN SVEARS? I'D SAY MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS LISTENING — Save

Interviewer- Why do you want to work here? Me- I want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bullshit — Save

why did you choose our company? because you are recruiting what can you bring to the company? a new employee — Save

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: I'd rather not I kinda need this job — Save

IN INTERVIEW : I WILL WORK 16 HOURS A DAY AND MAKE SURE ALL WORKS ARE FINISHED AFTER GETTING EMPLOYED: PLEASE GIVE ME THREE MORE DAYS SIR — Save

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions — Save

Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holy he do that? — Save

BOSS: why should I hire you ME: I bring a lot to the table BOSS: I like tidy tables, get out — Save

BOSS: tell me about yourself ME: I'd give you the shirt off my back.. BOSS: nice ME: ...and my pants and underwear BOSS: wait wha- ME: I'm a nudist — Save

Me having online job interview at home — Save

Interviewer: What makes u think u can be a college professor? Guy: I tell the class that the test will be like the study guide & then I test them on shit I didn't even teach LOL Interviewer: WHEN CAN U FUCKIN START!? — Save

BOSS: biggest weakness? ME: I never know when to quit BOSS: that's ok, ur hired ME: I quit — Save

interviewer: what is your greatest weakness me: i'm condescending sometimes interviewer: how so? me: do you seriously not know what condescending means — Save

BOSS: what's your biggest weakness? ME: my indecisiveness BOSS: will that be a problem? ME: no BOSS: good then let's- ME: maybe — Save

What is your greatest strength? I decisively make decisions under pressure What is your greatest weakness? I make awful decisions — Save

When interviewer asks us to solve guesstimates — Save

interview Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy sh — Save

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to be a door to door salesman for us? ME: [thinkin of all the dogs I'll get to pet] I believe in your product. — Save

So why are you leaving your current job? Because of the toxic work culture. SADANDUSELESS.COM I appreciate the honesty. You're hired. To survive our toxic culture, your prior experience will come in handy. — Save

What's your greatest weakness? Honesty. I don't think that honesty is a weakness. I don't give a sh what you think. — Save

What's the biggest lesson that employment has taught you? SADANDUSELESS.COM Efficient workers got punished with more work. — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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