40 Job Interview Memes That Will Absolutely (Not) Help You Land a Job

Roy

2 years ago

lucy, jobs: NOW HIRING!!!!! me: *applies* jobs: not u tho lol

me in a job interview Talents: Sleeping

Employer: any experience with people? Me: lam a people

BOSS: why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist ME: you shouldn't

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Look I'm just trying to make it to Friday

Woman: So tell us some... Guy: BODY ONCE TOLD ME Man: Hired

if other jobs were like the presidency. Me: I have literally zero experience Boss: UR HIRED THAT'S A GOOD THING

SO WHERE DO YOU SEEVOURSELF IN SVEARS? I'D SAY MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS LISTENING

Interviewer- Why do you want to work here? Me- I want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bullshit

why did you choose our company? because you are recruiting what can you bring to the company? a new employee

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: I'd rather not I kinda need this job

IN INTERVIEW : I WILL WORK 16 HOURS A DAY AND MAKE SURE ALL WORKS ARE FINISHED AFTER GETTING EMPLOYED: PLEASE GIVE ME THREE MORE DAYS SIR

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions

Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holy he do that?

BOSS: why should I hire you ME: I bring a lot to the table BOSS: I like tidy tables, get out

BOSS: tell me about yourself ME: I'd give you the shirt off my back.. BOSS: nice ME: ...and my pants and underwear BOSS: wait wha- ME: I'm a nudist

Me having online job interview at home

Interviewer: What makes u think u can be a college professor? Guy: I tell the class that the test will be like the study guide & then I test them on shit I didn't even teach LOL Interviewer: WHEN CAN U FUCKIN START!?

BOSS: biggest weakness? ME: I never know when to quit BOSS: that's ok, ur hired ME: I quit

interviewer: what is your greatest weakness me: i'm condescending sometimes interviewer: how so? me: do you seriously not know what condescending means

BOSS: what's your biggest weakness? ME: my indecisiveness BOSS: will that be a problem? ME: no BOSS: good then let's- ME: maybe

What is your greatest strength? I decisively make decisions under pressure What is your greatest weakness? I make awful decisions

When interviewer asks us to solve guesstimates

interview Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy sh

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to be a door to door salesman for us? ME: [thinkin of all the dogs I'll get to pet] I believe in your product.

So why are you leaving your current job? Because of the toxic work culture. SADANDUSELESS.COM I appreciate the honesty. You're hired. To survive our toxic culture, your prior experience will come in handy.

What's your greatest weakness? Honesty. I don't think that honesty is a weakness. I don't give a sh what you think.

What's the biggest lesson that employment has taught you? SADANDUSELESS.COM Efficient workers got punished with more work.

Roy

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