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31 Stoner Memes to Read After Your Morning Wake a Bake

Roy R. Mar 30, 2023 01:00 AM EDT

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Is it normal to go on a walk in my neighborhood? Like I'm jeans and a sweatshirt are people gonna think I'm weird? Edit: Got high and super paranoid, sorry folks. — Save

When you die and they bury you without checking your pockets. — Save

Dad: "Does the house smell funny to you?" Me: — Save

im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically — Save

no text has ever affected me like this "john" mao This edible aint shit Flmo is a glove — Save

Fast food when you're sober vs high — Save

Goofiest shit I ever did while I was high — Save

I'm so high I just realized I was on someone elses page just liking all their shit — Save

i was fighting for my life last night — Save

If you've never gotten high and looked up top 40 pop music charts from the 1900's and 1910's I would highly, highly recommend it. Just almost passed out laughing bc Row Row Row Your Boat was on there — Save

they're filming something downtown set in the 50s cause all the cars were replaced with old cars n shit right so my high ass walked on set and some white dude in a 3 piece suit told me i had to leave and for a second there i thought i had smoked myself back to segregation — Save

I GOTTA STOP SMOKING I JUST POURED ALL THIS SHIT INTO MY CLOTHES — Save

pls dont eat edibles while watchin law n order  ..i thought i was the damn suspect — Save

got high last night and screen shotted a sandwich to "remember it" — Save

man we both high af — Save

is this the edible talking or is lemon a beautiful name for a baby — Save

one time i got too high and minced tf out some onion — Save

i'm too high at this baby shower am i the baby — Save

I gotta stop smoking 2 my high ass been looking for my sandwich for like 10 mins — Save

When someone tells you that you smell like weed No, it's not me Yes, it is you — Save

When ur high af and got the munchies Dropped ofF By Aliens Need Taco — Save

WHEN I SAY HIKING, 1 REALLY MEAN, SMOKING A SHIT TON OF WEED IN THE WOODS — Save

When someone wants to take a picture and I'm high as — Save

What inspirational quotes do you live by? Me: Gwolfiemere "HEY, — Save

Me, first thing after waking up: Weed & Feed — Save

when you and the weedman get straight to business GIVE ME THE PLANT. — Save

Waiting in line at McDonalds high as practicing my order in my head — Save

when da weed hit too strong but yo homie look after you — Save

Somehow Willie Nelson looks the least fuckin stoned out of this group — Save

When you're smoking a blunt and you get skipped What in rotation — Save

Them: You can't just bottle up happiness and put it in a jar. It doesn't work like that! Me: BLUXURIOUS_POTHEADS — Save

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Posted by Roy R. About the author

Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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