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25 Pieces of Life From Adults That We All Could’ve Used as Teenagers

Roy R. Mar 16, 2023 05:30 PM EDT

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"CASHIERS DON'T CARE IF YOU BUY CONDOMS. — Save

*LEARN TO TRUST YOUR GUT WHEN IN STRANGE SITUATIONS. IF SOMETHING FEELS OFF / WRONG, IT PROBABLY IS. DON'T GO ALONG WITH SOMETHING IF IT FEELS WRONG." — Save

*PEOPLE (EMPLOYERS, ETC) WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR NAIVETE. IN MANY CASES THIS WILL BE ILLEGAL" — Save

"IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSION, LEARN NEW SKILLS. YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR PASSION OR SOMETHING YOU'RE GOOD AT" — Save

"WHEN YOU GET TO DRIVING YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS APPLY TO YOU. THEY AREN'T OUT TO GET YOU, THEY'RE JUST INDIFFERENT. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T HORSE AROUND, YOU'RE DRIVING A VERY HEAVY MACHINE AT SPEEDS WE DID NOT EVOLVE TO DEAL WITH. BE SAFE." — Save

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"IT'S OK TO SAY NO TO ANYONE. DON'T LET ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE GUILT TRIP YOU INTO DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO OR ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH." — Save

"WE KNOW ALL THE TRICKS, WE WERE TEENAGERS ONCE BEFORE ASWELL" — Save

"TRY TO ENJOY THE FREEDOM OF NOT HAVING ANY BILLS, NOT HAVING ANY MAJOR RESPONSIBILITIES." — Save

"YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO BE A TEENAGER, AND FEELING LIKE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU OR WHAT IT'S LIKE. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE." — Save

"THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO IT. RIGHT NOW ISN'T THE BE ALL AND END ALL" — Save

"LEARN HOW TO COOK. IT'S WAY CHEAPER AND USUALLY FASTER THAN TAKEOUT." — Save

"DO NOT BASE YOUR LIFE AND PERSONALITY AROUND SOCIAL MEDIA, AND THE FAÇADE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO CREATE. LIVE YOUR LIFE IN REALITY." — Save

"THE PERSON YOU LOVE AT 17 MAY NOT BE THE PERSON YOU LOVE AT 30. YOU CHANGE. THEY CHANGE. — Save

"SAVE AND/OR INVEST 10% OF ANY MONEY YOU RECEIVE." — Save

"EVERYONE IS SMART, JUST AT DIFFERENT THINGS. PEOPLE CAN BE BOOK SMART OR PEOPLE SMART OR MACHINE SMART ETC." — Save

"WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING IN LIFE, IT MEANS THEY CAN'T DO IT, NOT THAT YOU CAN'T." — Save

"HOLD YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN STANDARDS." — Save

"ADVICE IS FREE. AND IF YOU RESPOND TO IT WITH *I KNOW" THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA FIGURE YOUR PROBLEM OUT." — Save

"TAKING STEALTHY SNAPS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE TO SEND TO YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ACTUALLY ISN'T FUNNY OR COOL IT'S CRINGEY AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE " — Save

"DON'T BREED ANGER, IT WILL CONSUME YOUR TIME AND ENERGIES." — Save

"MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE PRODUCT OF GEOGRAPHIC CONVENIENCE. JUST BECAUSE YOU GREW UP BEING FRIENDS WITH A NEIGHBOUR OR A FELLOW STUDENT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWE THEM YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY WHEN THEY START TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT." — Save

"FAILING IS OKAY" — Save

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"LIFE MOVES VERY QUICKLY AFTER LEAVING SCHOOL - YEARS GO BY SO QUICKLV" — Save

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Roy has been one of the internet's meme tastemakers for more than a decade. He and Phil started Thunder Dungeon in 2012 by posting the stuff they found funny, and it grew into viral photo and video creations, one of the largest meme community apps and one of the best sites for daily meme content. If you've spent any time online, you've probably laughed at one of his memes.

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