I hate people. I really do. You go outside, you try to have a nice day, and then you see a guy in a suit wearing a backpack. Why? Are you going on a hike to the boardroom? It ruins the lines of the suit! It makes you look like a giant toddler! These one line insults are for those moments. They are for the guy who says “Great question” just to buy time because his brain is empty. We see you! We know what you’re doing!
And the Allen keys? Throw them away! You don’t need them! You’re never going to take that bookshelf apart! You’re just hoarding metal garbage because you’re afraid of letting go! These insults cut deep because they’re true. They target the weird, pathetic little habits we all have but refuse to admit. It’s petty, it’s mean, and it’s exactly what I need to get through the day without screaming at a barista.
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Sometimes a sunset is just a backdrop for a devastating truth. This batch is a masterclass in hyper-specific character assassination, proving that no one is safe from being roasted for their mid-tier organizational habits or social anxiety.
The roast about vocalizing “per my last email” in real life is a public service announcement. Don’t do it. You sound like a robot. And the guy intimidated by the library return slot? That’s just sad. It’s a box. Put the book in the box. It’s not a confrontation. These insults are a reminder that everyone is judging you, always.
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