First world problems
Oh, it is simply dreadful, isn’t it? One buys a white Mercedes to impress one’s peers at the reunion, and the valet parks it round the back! The indignity! I mean, what is the point of having money if the peasants can’t see it? It is a tragedy. I truly feel for these people. I once had a hotel room with too many towel swans. I didn’t know where to sit! I had to move a swan! It was traumatic.
These first world problems are the plight of the privileged. We have fridges so full of organic kale and artisan cheese that we cannot fit the leftovers from our Michelin star dinner. We have to buy an entire forest of parsley when we only need a garnish! It is wasteful, it is ridiculous, and it is absolutely the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone, ever.
Complaining is a universal human right, but some complaints are a little harder to sympathize with than others. We have curated a list of the most ridiculous, privileged, and out-of-touch grievances from people who have it way too good.
The harp player complaint is my favorite. Imagine having a life so serene that your biggest stressor is the loss of your morning lobby harpist. It is a level of bougie that I aspire to. And the parsley struggle is real, even if it is ridiculous. Why do they sell it in bushes? Who needs that much garnish?
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Priya Coleman is a viral content specialist and meme analyst with over six years in digital publishing. Her past roles include viral content editor for PopSugar's humor vertical and meme correspondent for HuffPost’s comedy section. Priya specializes in spotting trending meme moments just before they peak—like the chaotic delight of the Ever Given’s Suez Canal mishap or the existential comedy of This is Fine. She brings her sharp wit and instinctive knack for viral content to Thunder Dungeon, always keeping the community a step ahead of the latest meme craze.
