Tweets about work
I am excellent at my job until it is 2 p.m. and I have eaten lunch, at which point I become a historical reenactor of productivity. I move papers. I furrow my brow. I accomplish almost, but not quite, email. That is why I hoard jokes for the last ten minutes of the day when morale requires outside catering. This batch of tweets about work is for anyone whose calendar thinks they are three people. I love the gallows humor of office life, the way we roast our own keyboards and then apologize to them. The best posts feel like stolen glances in a meeting, the ones that would get you in trouble if you sprint laughed. I am not here to fix corporate culture. I am here to make you feel less alone while you stare lovingly at a vacation day that refuses to multiply. Hydrate, stretch, and remember to mute before you shout yes to absolutely nothing.
Expect work memes about spreadsheets with agendas, office memes that understand fluorescent lighting, and funny tweets that turn email into interpretive dance. We grabbed tales of managers who materialize at the worst moment, calendars that bite, and IT tickets that become diaries. Read them after hours for best effect.



































Most of these jokes rely on a simple equation, too many tasks plus too few spoons equals punchline. Stack them with work memes, office memes, and funny tweets and a pattern appears, specifics win. A concise image of a coffee mug next to a despairing to do list tells the truth faster than a memo. That is why they travel so far on Fridays, they do closure better than HR. If one of these made you schedule a fake meeting titled Breathing, that is professional development.
Send a favorite to the coworker who replies all poetically and the friend who lives in meetings. For adjacent relief, browse work memes, office memes, and funny tweets. May your weekend expand and your notification bubbles shrink to polite whispers.