40 Dad Jokes That Will Test Your Will to Live (But Warm Your Heart)

Roy

1 year ago

Funny dad jokes

There's a special kind of humor reserved for dads, a brand of comedy that toes the line between groan-worthy and strangely endearing. We're talking about dad jokes, those eye-rolling, pun-filled one-liners that elicit a mixture of annoyance and amusement. Sure, they might make you want to hide under a couch cushion, but deep down, you can't help but crack a smile at their sheer ridiculousness. This post is your one-stop shop for the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) dad jokes the internet has to offer.

Get ready for 40 of the most groan-worthy dad jokes imaginable. We've got everything from puns so bad they're good ("Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!") to philosophical musings that will leave you scratching your head ("If a deaf person goes to the library, is it considered sign language?"). These jokes are like dad socks – comfortable, familiar, and guaranteed to elicit a predictable response. Prepare for an avalanche of cheesy wordplay, nonsensical riddles, and references so outdated they'll make you feel like you've traveled back in time.

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She yelled back, "How about now?"
My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
@Dadsaysjokes My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more, I'm toast. But my kids keep egging me on.
My wife texted me, "Your great", and I replied, "No, you're great". She's been really happy and smiling at me all weekend. I just corrected her grammar. Don't need to be so excited.
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It's the little things that count.
I hate it when my wife keeps telling me that "I don't get it." I mean, what does it even mean?
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him... Is he still wrong?
I met my wife on Tinder. That was awkward.
When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word. They're usually, "I'm sorry. You're right."
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
My wife is a body builder. She's pregnant.
My wife left me because of my gambling addiction. But I know I can win her back.
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I said, "Where did that come from?"

You bravely ventured into the realm of dad jokes, a landscape littered with puns and one-liners that defy logic. You groaned at the inevitable seafood jokes, chuckled at the vegetable-based puns, and maybe even slapped your forehead at a particularly nonsensical riddle. Despite the urge to roll your eyes into another dimension, a secret smile played on your lips. There's just something about dad jokes, their sheer ridiculousness and unwavering commitment to cheesy humor, that brings a certain warmth and comfort.

Feeling like your brain needs a break from the wordplay? Check out our memes for mom's gallery for some guaranteed fun. Or, for a different kind of challenge, delve into the world of misheard song lyrics and see if you can guess the real lyrics from the hilariously butchered quotes. Thunder Dungeon has something for everyone, so keep exploring and find your funny bone!

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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