I am pretty sure there are basically only two types of cats in this world: the ones that want to actively kill you and the ones that just want to watch you fail from a distance. One minute they are cuddling on your clean laundry and the next they are hanging upside down from a tree like a fuzzy gargoyle. This collection is a tribute to the absolute chaos of sharing your apartment with a tiny predator who thinks your stomach gurgles are an invitation for a nap.




























Two types of cats
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I look at Paul the cat staring intensely at his owner during a Zoom call and I realize that is exactly how my brain feels during a meeting. He is just there judging your productivity and wondering when the snacks are coming. It is a full time comedy show being a cat parent because their logic is just completely broken. We have all been there with the stale food crisis where they look at a full bowl and act like they are starving to death. Feline quirks are a real thing and seeing cats photoshopped into the Creation of Adam is the level of high art I actually care about. They are inconvenient inspectors who need to sign off on every shipping parcel that enters the house. If you are doing laundry you better believe they are going to find the warmest pile and claim it as their new kingdom. It is a beautiful disaster of pet ownership where you are essentially just a staff member for a creature that communicates in toe beans and judgmental glares. Whether it is a motion blur jump in the kitchen or a black cat hiding in a bright yellow shopping bag, they are the ones running the show. We are just lucky they let us pay the rent and provide the toys they will eventually ignore for a cardboard box.
The creation of chaos is really where these animals excel. Hanging upside down while holding their own tail is a level of commitment to weirdness that I can only hope to achieve. These domestic dramas are universal because every cat owner has felt that specific sting of rejection when their cat decides the fresh food is unacceptable after five minutes. It is a majestic and ridiculous lifestyle that we all just accept because they are too cute to stay mad at. Seeing a nineteen year old cat still investigating boxes proves that some things never change regardless of age. We are all just living in their world and these memes are the digital evidence of our collective defeat. They rule the house and they know it which is probably the most annoying part of the whole deal. But at the end of the day if they are lying belly to belly with you while your stomach makes weird noises it is all worth the shredded curtains and the 5 AM wake up calls.
If you are currently being stared at by a hungry feline you should probably check out some funny dog memes, wholesome pet photos, or classic animal fails. There is no shortage of animal based comedy on the internet to keep you entertained while you refill that food bowl for the tenth time today. Just remember that no matter how many toys you buy the yellow shopping bag will always be the favorite.