35 Very Ugly Plates That Grandma Would Not Approve Of

Katie Rodriguez

6 hours ago

Hands holding a decorative vintage plate featuring a girl and rabbits with text saying very ugly plates.

I enjoy these plates. They take something delicate and useless, like fine china, and fill it with despair. “We Should Have Buried Her.” Excellent. It implies a haunting. It implies a family secret that is festering beneath the floral pattern. This is the only kind of home decor I would allow in my room.

The plate asking God for strength at work? Relatable. Life is a torture chamber, and sometimes you need a ceramic reminder. And the black cat demanding slave labor? That is just accurate. Cats are the true masters of the household. These “Very Ugly Plates” understand that the contrast between a pretty picture and a bleak caption is the highest form of comedy. It is dark. It is dry. It is perfect.

Decorative plate featuring a black cat with text saying yes you can be my slave.
Vintage style plate depicting a girl peeling potatoes with text asking God for strength at work.
Chipped white latticed plate with a yellow rose and text stating I might be broken but cute.
Religious art plate of a shepherd with sheep and text asking sir not to touch his baby.
Somber vintage plate of a family by a fireplace with text saying we should have buried her.
Plate showing a young woman holding kittens with text about her becoming a crazy cat lady.
Norman Rockwell style plate of a child applying lipstick with text about being the best drag queen.
Plate featuring a woman in a white dress on a sofa with text about shaving for nothing.
Plate depicting a girl holding a rabbit with text suggesting that they should eat this one.
Plate of a child waking up in bed with text calling it a perfect day for anxiety.

Very ugly plates

Traditional commemorative plates used to be reserved for royal weddings and pastoral landscapes, but “Very Ugly Plates” has given them a nihilistic makeover. These 35 pieces of porcelain prove that your wall decor can be just as unhinged as your internal monologue.

The “Anxiety Attack” plate is my favorite. It takes a sweet image of a sleeping child and turns it into a premonition of dread. It captures the morning experience perfectly. And the drag queen Norman Rockwell? Subversive. I approve.

If you prefer your decor with a side of darkness, keep exploring. We recommend looking at gothic home decor, dark humor memes, and cynical art for more bleak inspiration.

Katie Rodriguez is a seasoned writer with eight years dedicated to meme commentary, viral internet events, and digital storytelling. Formerly a senior meme analyst at Bored Panda and an occasional guest contributor at Vice's Motherboard, Kat specializes in meme culture’s intersection with social media phenomena—covering trends like Milk Crate Challenge, Area 51 Raid, and Baby Yoda. She’s known for her witty writing style and deep understanding of why certain memes resonate across generations, making her a valuable voice on Thunder Dungeon.

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