Bad book covers
I love trash! I love filth! I love things that are so devastatingly tacky they circle back around to being high art. And let me tell you, the world of self-publishing is a goldmine for this kind of beautiful disaster. Look at “But… You’re a Horse.” It is magnificent! It is perverse! It challenges everything we know about romance and equestrianism!
These bad book covers are not mistakes; they are cries for attention in a crowded marketplace. “The Sodfather”? That is genius. It is gritty, it is agricultural, it is everything I want in a biography about dirt. And the sci-fi cover with the man-wheels? It makes me want to vomit with joy. It is surrealism on a budget. These designers looked at the rules of composition and good taste and said, “No thank you, I prefer chaos.”
Usually, we are told not to judge a book by its cover, but in these cases, it is impossible not to. We have collected the strangest, funniest, and most confusing literary designs that somehow made it to print.



































“That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion” is the Shakespeare of our time. It captures the zeitgeist perfectly. These covers prove that you don’t need a graphic design degree to make an impact; you just need a dream and absolutely zero shame.
If you have a taste for the bizarre, keep the library open. We recommend looking at funny book titles, design fails, and weird literature for more artistic crimes.