25 Wholesome Tweets From A 90-Something Icon Named Bryony

Priya Coleman

5 hours ago

Wholesome tweet from 90 year old compilation: A collage featuring Bryony joking about drinking gin on holiday, her dark realization about Toy Story, and her roast of her "geriatric" 70-year-old children.

Wholesome tweets hit different when they come from someone who’s lived a whole library of stories and still wakes up ready to laugh. Bryony Burrell’s posts have that rare mix of warmth and mischief—like a cozy cardigan with a hidden pocket full of punchlines.

A wholesome tweet from 90 year old Bryony Burrell announcing her arrival on Twitter at age 94, jokingly calling her first post a "Tweetle" and quipping that her only problem is getting back up.

You’ll get the full range here: funny tweets that feel delightfully unfiltered, grandmother humor that’s sharp in the gentlest way, and tiny everyday observations that make you want to text your family (or at least be nicer to your future self).

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One of many hilarious Bryony Burrell tweets where she imagines traveling back to 1947 to tell her 21-year-old self about tablets and the web, predicting her younger self would just back away from the "crazy old lady."
A wholesome tweet from 90 year old sharing wisdom on feeling fifty years younger by smiling, sitting in the garden, and focusing on what you have rather than what you want.
A funny Bryony Burrell tweet advising followers to cut negativity out of their lives, specifically targeting anyone who criticizes putting "too much parmesan on your spaghetti."
A wholesome tweet from 90 year old celebrating her upcoming 96th birthday by declaring she is "always on holiday" and plans to sit at home drinking copious amounts of gin.
A savage Bryony Burrell tweet mocking her 77-year-old son for complaining about mowing the lawn, joking that "young people have no stamina nowadays."
A wholesome tweet from 90 year old on her 95th birthday, joking that she avoided putting 95 candles on her cake because the effort to blow them out might end her life.
A classic joke in Bryony Burrell tweets where she reveals she got a new hearing aid but hasn't told her family, opting instead to listen to their conversations and change her will twice.
A wholesome tweet from 90 year old redefining her hobbies, clarifying that "sit in your living room and knit a scarf" actually means "sit in the local pub and drink a large glass of red wine."
An inspiring Bryony Burrell tweet reflecting on her nineties, sarcastically wishing she had worried more about weight and opinions, before delivering the real advice: "Live and love life."
A wholesome tweet from 90 year old Bryony Burrell joking about the misguided optimism of a waitress who gave her a single napkin to eat spaghetti bolognese.
A hilarious Bryony Burrell tweet describing her great-grandson's horror upon learning that the internet and TV didn't exist when she was a child in the 1930s.
A savage wholesome tweet from 90 year old roasting her 76 and 77-year-old children for acting like "geriatric pensioners" while she still wants to go out dancing.
A relatable Bryony Burrell tweet complaining about a website's date picker that requires scrolling back month-by-month from 2021 to 1926 to enter her birthday.
A sarcastic wholesome tweet from 90 year old where Bryony lies to a waiter complaining about the pandemic toll, claiming she is "only 35 years old" while drinking gin.
A funny Bryony Burrell tweet recounting a moment where her great-grandson compared her current look to a photo from 1946 and bluntly asked, "What happened?!"
A duplicate upload of the hilarious wholesome tweet from 90 year old regarding the great-grandson's brutal reaction to her 1946 photograph.
A witty Bryony Burrell tweet observing that she has reached an age where mere survival is praised, joking she would be a "gold medalist" if breathing were an Olympic sport.
A dark humor wholesome tweet from 90 year old analyzing Toy Story, realizing that if Woody died, the child would unknowingly play with a "dead cowboy" while other toys watched.
A classic "dad joke" style Bryony Burrell tweet where her son misunderstands her update about the butcher having schnitzels, thinking the butcher has a medical condition.

There’s a sweet little thread running through these wholesome tweets: Bryony is deeply interested in enjoying life as it is, not as it “should” look on paper. Some moments are pure comfort—garden air, smiling on purpose, and that soothing reminder to pay attention to what you have. It’s the kind of wisdom that lands softly, then sticks around.

Then you get the glorious modern-world commentary. The tiny annoyances of technology, the awkwardness of websites that don’t understand a very early birthday, and the everyday social situations where she chooses humor as her favorite tool. These funny tweets feel like a friend whispering the best possible observation at the table—quietly hilarious, never cruel, always human.

And of course, the family bits sparkle: teasing “young” kids who are very much grown, side-eyeing complaints about stamina, and dropping grandmother humor that makes you laugh because you can tell it’s rooted in love. Even when the joke goes a little dark, it’s delivered with that twinkle of someone who’s seen enough to keep things in perspective. More than anything, Bryony’s voice feels lively—like a lamp turned on in the window.

If you want to stay in this bright little corner of the internet, wander next into 19 Texts From Grandparents That Made Everyone Smile, 25 Feel-Good Posts That Restored My Faith In Strangers, and 25 Funny Pet Memes That Are Totally Sweet.

I’m Priya Coleman, and I’ll always make room for the people who keep life light—especially the ones who do it with warmth, wit, and a perfectly timed joke.

Priya Coleman is a viral content specialist and meme analyst with over six years in digital publishing. Her past roles include viral content editor for PopSugar's humor vertical and meme correspondent for HuffPost’s comedy section. Priya specializes in spotting trending meme moments just before they peak—like the chaotic delight of the Ever Given’s Suez Canal mishap or the existential comedy of This is Fine. She brings her sharp wit and instinctive knack for viral content to Thunder Dungeon, always keeping the community a step ahead of the latest meme craze.

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