Job tweets
Oh, brilliant. Another meeting. I love meetings. I love sitting in a room listening to someone talk about “circling back” for an hour when I could be at home staring at a wall. It is the highlight of my life. These job tweets capture the absolute despair of the modern worker. You have people petting slippers because they are too tired to function. That is where we are as a society. We are petting footwear for comfort.
The one about the boss speaking to you just as you pack up? That is a horror story. That is worse than any ghost story I have ever heard. You are free, you can taste the air, and then “Do you have a minute?” No. I don’t. I have zero minutes. I have negative minutes. I am a husk. But we smile, we sit back down, and we die a little inside. It is fantastic.
Whether you are remote or in the office, the struggle is universal. We have gathered the funniest, most cynical, and painfully relatable observations from the workforce about Teams calls, bad bosses, and the joy of PTO.



































The JFC acronym confusion is gold. Just For Clarity? No. That is not what that means. And the singing on an unmuted mic is my personal nightmare. These tweets prove that technology hasn’t made work better; it has just given us new and exciting ways to embarrass ourselves in front of the people who approve our paychecks.
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