18 John Mayer Memes For The Guitar Geeks

Katie Rodriguez

12 hours ago

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Listen to that sustain! You hear it? That is the sound of greatness! John Mayer is a wizard, people! A wizard with a Stratocaster! But he is also a goofball, and that is why we love him. You ever try to play those chords? You need fingers like a spider! It is impossible! It is physically impossible for a normal human hand!

And the face! The guitar face! He looks like he is in pain, but it is the pain of pure soul leaving his body! These John Mayer memes get it. They understand that when “Gravity” comes on, you crank that knob until it breaks off. You have to! It is the law of rock and roll! We are all just disciples trying to understand the wonderland his body is… wait, that came out wrong. We are fans! We are huge fans of the music and the man!

Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the trio or just someone who’s tried (and failed) to stretch your thumb across five frets, this batch is for you. We’re celebrating the guitar god, the king of the “stink face,” and the man whose discography is a permanent mood.

Split comparison of John Mayer songs played alone versus on the aux with friends.
Meme showing a man pouring a massive bottle of John Mayer facts into a conversation.
Friends character Chandler Bing hugging a John Mayer Continuum vinyl record while closing his eyes.
Evil John Mayer meme featuring a photo with the caption "Breakdancing in a Walk-In Freezer."
Pirate captain meme responding "well yes, but actually no" to being just the wonderland guy.
Side-by-side comparison of John Mayer’s intense guitar faces and Sylvester Stallone’s yelling action faces.
Four-panel meme showing the difficulty of playing John Mayer's complex guitar chords on a fretboard.
Close-up of John Mayer looking dazed and bloodshot with a caption about not getting stoned.
Social media post suggesting saying "Ok John Mayer" to any white guy playing a guitar.

The meme about explaining John Mayer facts is me at every party. “No, you don’t understand, the blues trio era was essential!” And the Chandler Bing hugging the record? I feel that deeply. Sometimes you just need to hold the vinyl to feel the vibes.

If you are still humming the solo from “Slow Dancing,” keep the jam session going. We recommend looking at guitar memes, music theory jokes, and musician humor for more melodic laughs.

Katie Rodriguez is a seasoned writer with eight years dedicated to meme commentary, viral internet events, and digital storytelling. Formerly a senior meme analyst at Bored Panda and an occasional guest contributor at Vice's Motherboard, Kat specializes in meme culture’s intersection with social media phenomena—covering trends like Milk Crate Challenge, Area 51 Raid, and Baby Yoda. She’s known for her witty writing style and deep understanding of why certain memes resonate across generations, making her a valuable voice on Thunder Dungeon.

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