Food tweets
Oh my god, guys. I am obsessed with these tweets. They are so real. The one about the “Tiramashoe”? I hate it, but I also kind of want to wear it? Is that weird? It’s dessert fashion! And the husband doing the Lord of the Rings reenactment with the groceries? That is marriage goals. If John doesn’t greet me like that next time I bring home pasta, we are having a talk.
Food Twitter is the best Twitter. It’s just people admitting they are hungry, confused, and slightly unhinged about their meals. The grapefruit juice flex? I feel that. It says, “I am healthy and my liver enzymes are complicated.” We are all just trying to find something to eat that doesn’t exist yet. It is the eternal struggle.
Food is love, food is life, and food is great content. We have gathered the most hilarious, relatable, and slightly cursed tweets about cooking, eating, and the constant quest for the perfect snack.




























The garlic naan warning is the most helpful menu item in history. It saves relationships! And the tweet about wanting a dinner that hasn’t been invented yet? That is my nightly mood. I want a flavor that is purple and crunchy but also soft. Is that too much to ask?
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